Rose Thorne(She/Her) @ NakariLexfortaine @lemm.ee

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No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

Just avoid Australia, you'll be fine.

They'll look mean, and your cook can at least handle a couple methheads(maybe more, depends on when they last stepped out back to take a bump), but if you're not there to cause problems, a lot of that demeanor can fall away.

Especially your owl crews. They gauge you upon entrance, you're either fucked to the gills to start shit, or you're that special kinda person who really just wanted some smothered, covered, and chunked hashbrowns at 1:45AM.

But he's fully functional!

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

Pigs are aware of how delicious they are.

The scarier thing is that pigs are aware of how delicious we are.

We need to normalize platonic vulnerability sessions. Just having a nice cuddle with friends, feeling open and okay.

Just the one turtle. Well, at least per world. I guess two, it you drop off the edge while they're mating.

And there's four elephants down there, too.

All except the bottom left.

Though I could be wrong, I don't know his biological parents, maybe extraterrestrial life keep it in the family.

Do we mean spray it with some form of perfume, or turn it into a scent?

Cause I feel like the latter is somewhere in the background of the movie "Perfume".

I prefer when my burger heals thyself.

Infinite burger.

This is what happens when you take things away. Used to be you'd just levitate yourself wherever you needed to go.

Then there's Fallout. Who needs horses? Courier can carry themself and 400 pounds of Sunset Sarsaparilla up a damn near vertical cliff face if you do the side-to-side.

I wish I could read hieroglyphs to tell you! I just happen to love that particular tale, and any time someone posts Hieroglyph Loss, it's where my brain goes.

Instead of global warming, we shoulda patrolled the Mojave.

Not with Trek, but I'm a former stagehand and I've done amateur stagework. Spent a lotta time building and maintaining sets and props. I've been there.

You're backstage, you've got how everything should look memorized, it's all set up, and for a moment, while it's just you and that dry run, you forget yourself. You're a part of the show.

Eventually you step back, remember it's all fake. You notice the little flaws, notice the floor isn't just right under your feet. You were tired, trying to get something done. A lapse.

I genuinely believe in the magic of the stage. Not in the sense of a spell, but of the ritual. No matter if it's on a screen, or in person, if you do it right, we let go. For a moment, we forget our world and step into another.

Isis being informed that Osiris' penis had been taken.

My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.

ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.

And this is how "Scroll of Instant Kaiju" began.

"Does not get mashed on fermented berries".

I'll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?

They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.

This is why you should support your local squirrel population.

Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.