Rose Thorne(She/Her) @ NakariLexfortaine @lemm.ee

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Well, when one of us uses them, dolphins get trapped.

I'm just helping protect the dolphins.

Same thing that always happens, I got asked where something was in a store I don't work at.

Doesn't matter what I wear, apparently I just scream "retail employee". It's gotten depressing, kinda.

Depends on the situation.

Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I'm probably going to launch at my store manager.

Shit, I need water.

Thanks, random meme, I completely forgot.

When will it be time? Time for them to take my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow?

Depends on the mood.

Just a lazy day? Talk shit about the swamp.

Hist wants to expand the swamps a bit? Talk 'em up, and when people come, show them why the Oblivion Gates of Blackmarsh were closed so quickly.

Hey, he's got Hi-Tops on, at least. Keep that ankle stiff if he rolls it bustin' a sick trick.

Cut two pie tins so they can be joined, put crusts in both, fill crusts with desired fruits, carefully break the crusts so they can meet, top as desired, bake.

Right looks like a blackberry cobbler.

Being pedantic, but it's beyond that.

To grok is to know or understand so completely, it becomes a part of yourself. To know something fully. You can understand the concepts of astrophysics, but you might not grok the concept.

If you can Raiden your sword, don't let this picture stop you.

Hold that sword with your foot. Do big spins, and swap which foot midair. You can hold a sword with your foot. You are your own master now.

I didn't realize pelicans had figured out how to type. The last time I tried to teach them, they ate the keyboard.

I've played too much Gaige. It's now instinct to rebind my reload key to somewhere far, far away from everything else, no matter what game I play.

Why, yes, I do hate myself, what gave it away?

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.

You know he's never going to give it to you.

Embrace the Rot by Endless Tavern.

Backpacks are also an option. It's been my preference, also handy if I need to lug anything larger around for some reason.

Bonus points: Lotta space to put pins for decoration. Downside: Damn, enamel pins get expensive.

Except for a few times.

Like the island full of zombies.

Or K.I.S.S dealing with interdimendional threats by riding on a giant guitar ship powered by rock, and that Gene Simmons may be a literal demon, not just an abhorrent human being.

Ain't nothin' in the RAW that states a sentient pile of dust can't play basketball.

Their fault for being more edible than the rest. Get less tasty, maybe you'll get a better name!

"Lifeless black eyes, like a dolls eyes".