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Cheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.

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    • Cheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.

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  • Every mass market manufacturer of yellow cheddar in America at least

    • What are some slow acting poisons?

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  • What do you mean by slow? Time till symptoms? time till death? Hours? Days? Weeks?

    Raw castor beans contain ricin its a cool looking plant that gets big. My neighbor grew on once accidentally.

    symptoms commonly begin within two to four hours, but may be delayed by up to 36 hours.

    Unless treated, death can be expected to occur within 3–5 days; however, in most cases a full recovery can be made.

    Actually a lot of beans are toxic when raw, but not deadly. Raw lima beans are special though; they contain something that the human body breaks down into cyanide. No clue how long that takes or how many it would take to cause harm.

    Heavy metals (mercury, arsenic, cadmium, lead) are known for building up over time with many exposures. Think mad hatter syndrome, etc. but exposures can also be acute if high enough. IIRC acute arsenic poisoning makes you vomit and diarrhea until you die of dehydration after days or weeks.

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  • What the fuck!

    • Yukon premier testifies on Alaska legislature resolution recognizing Canada’s sovereignty

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  • I dare Alaska to join Canada.

    Pleeeease!🙏

    • Social Security Administration to require in-person identity checks for new and existing recipients

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    • US reports first outbreak of deadly H7N9 bird flu since 2017

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  • BINGO! ✋

    • MIT engineers developed a way to grow artificial tissues that look and act like their natural counterparts.

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  • That’s a (gift)wrap folks!

    • If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.

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  • There is no suitable place for an Octopus to wear either pants or a skirt. Octopuses are almost entirely made of face. There is no torso, no waist, no lower body. We call the appendages around the mouth “arms” (not “legs”) but they are more analogous to prehensile whiskers. I think they would be more likely to wear a cap or headband. A balaclava would be interesting.

    • ICE wastes $16M on Guantanamo Bay operation as all migrants returned to US

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  • Such efficiency…

    It must have gotten flagged for being a transnational facility

    • Trump made the stock market a marker of success. Now he's hedging as markets dip.

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  • As a millennial who graduated right around the Great Recession, the stock market collapsing is refreshingly mundane compared to all the other actions this administration has taken.

    • Trump’s Call to Scrap ‘Horrible’ Chip Program Spreads Panic

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  • With loans that intel itself is ultimately responsible for.

    • Trump’s Call to Scrap ‘Horrible’ Chip Program Spreads Panic

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  • Unless the government is spending to him

    • Elon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes down

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  • Ahh Fuck

    • Elon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes down

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  • Must be the great hacker collective: N_competence

    Edit: Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit. It seems like he might not’ve been lying on this one account. Never mind. Looks like he is lying again.

    • The human hand is incredibly good at seeing what's inside your pocket

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  • You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it. Taste, texture, residue etc.. it's quite freaky

    my thighs

    Thanks... My body doesn’t really need sleep anyway.

    • The word "Luigi" is now flagged by automod for violence on Reddit

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  • I eagerly await the Lugia memes to come.

    Edit:

    , I’m expecting automod evasion.

    • George Orwell’s 1984 as a ’90s PC game has to be seen to be believed

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  • We’ve always been at war with…

    Checks notes

    …Ukrainada

    • US commerce chief says Trump to meet Canada, Mexico in middle on tariffs

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  • What is the middle ground between respecting trade agreements you yourself negotiated, and unilaterally violating those same agreements?

    • The IRS is drafting plans to cut as much as half of its 90,000-person workforce, AP sources say

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  • It’s the 2021 return for me.
    I finally got a letter saying “you goofed you calculations, we recalculated them. If you don’t contest the new amount by [DATE], we will send your return in the new amount.”

    [DATE] was six months ago.