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It’s the 2021 return for me.
I finally got a letter saying “you goofed you calculations, we recalculated them. If you don’t contest the new amount by [DATE], we will send your return in the new amount.”

[DATE] was six months ago.

Yeah… This will only encourage him.

There used to be a pothole in front of my house that always came back. It was at a low spot and sent waves of salty runoff into my yard in the winter every time someone drove through it.

During Covid I while I was working from home, I watched as some workers rolled up in a pickup truck, hopped out of the bed with two 5-gallon buckets of cold patch, and just dumped it into the puddle that was the pothole, loosely spread it around with a rake, hopped back in the truck and left. All within like 2 minutes. A few days later. Someone must have come by to actually top it off and tamp it down, but within days if not hours my yard and the sidewalk were full of little black pebble that had been splashed out.

HE’S NOT SPEAKING LOUDLY!

I’m still baffled that so many people think this toddler is competent.

Or the front door if you aren’t fancy

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

Do we need it? Not pressingly, but it’s better than silently acquiescing.

Dubya isn't in the public consciousness right now. His presidency has been quietly swept under the rug by both parties.

The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that “law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.”

They don’t even know yet, but they didn’t like it so there has got to be one. What a fucking joke.

That’s not gonna go far

Evap system error: excess fumes in exhaust.

Talk about opposable thumbs!

“…grifting in a lonely world”

Fix bayonets!!