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Mr_Blott @ Mr_Blott @lemmy.world
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Good weekend everyone!

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  • Big shout going out to those working in ski resorts this weekend; worst weekend of the season. Hang in there chaps, I think it'll be a short season anyway 😂

    • Good weekend everyone!

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  • Have you been practicing your 'quiet murmuring'?

    • Israel's PM Netanyahu lays out Gaza plan for after the war - BBC News

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  • BRB setting up a tattoo shop in Palestine

    • Did you ever buy that toy you wanted as a kid but didn't get?

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  • Builders with vans and tippers laugh at you behind your back 😂

    Edit - lmao he changed the pic to show how the stuff he occasionally transports doesn't actually fit in his tiny-penis truck 😂😂😂😂

    Buy a van you plonker 😂

    • Shamima Begum loses bid to regain UK citizenship

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  • This includes Americans then lol

    • Did you ever buy that toy you wanted as a kid but didn't get?

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  • Utterly ashamed to see Finnish plates on that. Hope you get taxed to death on it 😂 There's simply no need for such a horribly polluting machine like that

    • Did you ever buy that toy you wanted as a kid but didn't get?

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  • Grew up with Commodore 64s and Ataris. Always thought it'd be ace if the graphics were loads more realistic

    FUCKING FINALLY 😂

    • Accident on motorway - what's the protocol?

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  • If you're travelling too fast for this, a loud "WAAAAAAAY" will suffice

    • Standalone Google Pay app in the U.S. is going to be shut down on June 4th, 2024

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  • I had to look up what Venmo was. You guys have bank accounts for your bank accounts 😂😂😂

    • Standalone Google Pay app in the U.S. is going to be shut down on June 4th, 2024

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  • You know they adopted chip n pin two decades after the rest of the planet aye? They're still using fuckin cheques like it's medieval times or something

    Sideways glance at France

    • WE DEMAND HISTORICAL DEPICTIONS OF EUROPEANS!

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  • I mean, walk into any flat-roofed pub in the UK on a Wednesday afternoon and it's filled with these people

    • Have you ever had a phone's flashlight LED just fail?

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  • Why is it whenever I see someone say they have an EDC, I imagine fingerless gloves?

    • “Processing preferences” for half a minute after opting out everything. That was a first 4 me

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  • That wouldn't be a first for me, it's just the last time I'll ever use their shitty website

    • Do you tip for takeout? (How much?)

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  • Went to Greece last year and they're trying the "Would you like to leave a tip" message on the card machine

    It's your fucking civic duty to click "NO" then immediately get on Google leaving a 1-star review saying why

    Fuck right off, I'll decide whether to tip or not, NEVER ask for it

    • What do you think of Gordon Ramsay, his shows, his recipes and the way he is ?

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    • There's way more than these two

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  • Yes I see all these, but how many had a private, white slimline telephone?

    • Palestinian Pastor says Archbishop of Canterbury would not meet him if he spoke at Palestine rally with Corbyn

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  • It must be like being a fucking primary school teacher

    • Why do people wear shoes inside the house?

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  • Every time someone ends a statement with a question mark I read it in the voice of David from Schitt's Creek?

    • There's way more than these two

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  • How could I forget about Lesley?

    • There's way more than these two

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  • AKA Philomena Cunk