Mr_Blott @ Mr_Blott @lemmy.world

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Might be easier to read if you're not used to the accent, but the narrator of the audiobook absolutely fuckin nails Hoon's voice

Currently on the third book of J. D. Kirk's Bob Hoon series

I've never laughed so much at an audiobook in my life.

Imagine if you took something like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and made it really Scottish, extra violent and incredibly sweary. That's Bob Hoon

Female villain - "I'd ask you to join our operation, Mr Hoon, but I know exactly what you'd say"

Hoon - "I'd tell you to shove it up your fish-hole, you badly-aimed batch of ejaculate"

Female villain - "Well ok, I didn't know exactly what you'd say..."

A good curry is incredibly easy to make nowadays. Patak's and Pasco make great curry bases. You just fry a big dollop of the base, then chuck in some chicken and either water or coconut milk.

Combine that with basmati from a rice cooker, and you've got restaurant quality food for 3 minutes of work, and some waiting

Bonus- your entire house now smells like curry 🤤

I'm saying I'm not responsible. Neither is anyone who is still alive. I didn't make those decisions, neither did anyone related to me

Where do you think ritalin came from, boyo

Nice tits bro

Well I mean it's clear that Google thinks that women are incapable of finding help themselves and men simply don't need the help due to their superior intelligence

Every fucking thread on Lemmy 🙄

And this, gentlemen, is the product of decades of greed in the Great American Health Scam©®™

I'm starting to quite like Keep. Two reasons - being able to set a reminder by location; "when my phone is here, remind me this". Second, and so simple - saving a note automatically when I close the app. So many others don't do that!

#I for@ #ONE am quite #HAPPY @I don't #HAVETO @look @ comments #LIKE @this all day

I don't remember committing any atrocities, was I drunk at the time? There was that one evening in Newcastle mind you...

Cool you should stir all that 80 year old shit up again, that'll really help everyone

In fact, why don't we jail those responsible?!?

The Cosby Bill?

That's a shed, mate

Oh Mr Liszt, verily I am frothing at the gash

If it's a video, can it be a meme? This guy says no

Was definitely the 2023 Tour de France. Possibly the Col de Joux Plan? Not 100% on that

Won't be a Red Bull thing because the Frogs take it mega-serious and you'd get your ringpiece fingered for that lol

If you want to dress up like a cat and walk around meowing at people, fire away, you're not harming anyone. You want to play Dungeons and Dragons? Fire away, you do what you like doing.

But when you're one of the millions upon millions who think "It's only one giant truck,what harm can one giant truck do?", it's my duty as a resident of mother nature's planet to make you feel bad

I'm literally a builder mate. You turn up in a fannymobile like that, someone will tear you a new arsehole for it and ask you if you need tweezers every time you go for a piss 😂