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MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world
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That face isn't showing an ounce of remorse

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  • Some torts just want to watch the world burn.

    • There are some countries named after cheese though.

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  • Cheddar than most ideas.

    • Lepidoptera 🤙🤙🤙

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  • Gotta catch um all!

    • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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  • The Shrek paradox

    • Bringing a cup to a power wash fight

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    • Gay Water Rule

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    • Recalled lead-tainted applesauce pouches stayed on Dollar Tree shelves for weeks, FDA says

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  • This is horrible, but also not surprising. I bought a candy bar there once that expired 2 years earlier. I'm sure their inventory control is non existent.

    Also, I feel like no one in power to do anything cares anymore. Lead poisoning children and giving them debilitating illnesses later in life "meh". Policies are written based on if the policy maker can outlive problem and it does not directly effect them.

    • Millions face record-high temperatures as heat dome intensifies over US

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  • Heat Dome - 8 Billion people enter, no man leave.

    • Elon Musk Offered Horse To Flight Attendant In Exchange For Sex: Report

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  • At this point I just imagine Elon starting every conversation with a woman as "do you like horses? Because I have an offer for you"

    • "I don't get it... why isn't our Dyson Sphere producing any energy?"

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  • Why do aliens have Dyson vacuums?

    • First time trying to post on Lemmy

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    • Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

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  • So... everytime I nut it's like a microplastic glitter cannon?

    🎉🎉🎉

    • Dads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.

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  • Nothing more precious than reminding your lil' squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.

    • Donald Trump to Las Vegas rally attendees: "I don't care about you"

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  • "Oh yes degrade me more orange daddy!! Mmmfph"

    • Appeals court tells Texas it cannot ban books for mentioning ‘butt and fart’

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  • Is this a form of gaslighting?

    • The satisfaction

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  • Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I'm in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.

    • Trump will hold outdoor Las Vegas rally in scorching heat. His campaign has extra medics and water

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  • With all that sun, maybe he'll get a real tan.

    • Of course they did, and of course Reddit caved.

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  • I can confirm this story because I was the boat.

    • Robot cars can be crashed with tinfoil and painted cardboard

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    • Baldur’s Gate 3 mod support is coming in September

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  • Can't wait to fight Thomas