MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world

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• Name: Sour Joe
• Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
• Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)

Middle

• Name: Gluten Gus
• Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
• Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)

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• Name: LARRY DA LOAF
• Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
• Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)

Pedophiles and non-consent are a couple good reasons not to.

It's ok to share with family privately for sure. Publicly to the rest of the world, got to ask why would a parent do that? Probably to gain attention for themselves, it's not for the child or considering the child. They are essentially starved for engagement and attention and using their child to satisfy that need. That's the problem.

Simply put the strangers that want to see your child are not always for good reasons. Why do that to them?

I've played the secret salami before. My uncle told me to never tell anyone though.

No there is a built in airbag

Agreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

On golf courses they own, so when they put it in as a "work expense" they get a tax credit and pay themselves back.

Still worth slamming my staff.

This is a rare situation where I appreciate that the illustrator covered his junk, but I don't totally feel comfortable with the how they covered his junk.

My hotel just left a dead hooker in my mattress.

Letting her know you drank a bunch of pineapple juice before your date.

The folks exposed died a few days after. So it wasn't instant. Very slow and horrible probably as all their organs and cells died at a molecular level and skin fell off.

So damage over time and can not be healed. Would be accurate.

I cast fear on Julius Caesar!

Uh oh, Julius Ceasar's only path is through most of the members of Senate. Each member gets one attack of opportunity.

Go ahead and roll 23 dodecahedrons for hits! Brutus also gets advantage for backstab.

I heard if you go into your bathroom and turn off the lights. Then close your eyes and spin around three times well saying "Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo!"

It will summon their lawyers and they will drag you to court through your bathroom mirror for violating copyright.

Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

Frolicking in fields? Better check yourself for ticks.

Welp better stop eating beans and farting for the rest of my life to help do my part and recoup the damages. All this world destroying pollution is my fault as a consumer, not the producers.

Next week on: Ancient Incels