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MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world
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Why does this parachute company have no reviews?

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  • Love some Terry Pratchett

    • Just $99?

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  • Carpet my hole?

    • Cheese

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    • Women desire this strength in a man for two reasons

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    • Queen's Gambit

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  • All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

    • Praise #Science!! #Blessed

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  • Just use your phone's flashlight.

    • Plugs

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  • Also both are probably covered in mud when you pull them out.

    • Truly.

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  • Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and... Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably

    • Air Friar

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  • Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building's as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar's where the precursors to frat bros.

    • Permanently Deleted

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    • This is what we used to worry about in the 80s. This and global thermonuclear war.

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  • The Nelson's are about to find out...

    That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer's glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They'll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.

    • 4th rule

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  • Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

    • Progressives on AIPAC’s Defeat of Bowman: “Now We Know How Much It Costs to Buy an Election”

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  • Googly eyes on a puppet.

    • Rate of Young Women Getting Sterilized Doubled After ‘Roe’ Was Overturned

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  • Hard truth for folks to understand is people actually fuck because it's fun and a healthy part of a relationship.

    This is what happens when you have no alternatives left to manage accidents and don't want to live like a nun or monk.

    • Hong Kong says school children sang anthem too softly

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    • hip boi reppin that style from when he was 2

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  • Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.

    • Dandelions

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    • I am Iron Man ha ha ha ha ha

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  • Isopod (Isopoda) is the order they are in.

    Armadillidium vulgare is a common species. But there are probably hundreds of species that share the same nickname because most people don't know the differences.

    • The Supreme Court rules that state officials can engage in a little corruption, as a treat

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  • Next up "donor" patches for clothing, donor branded shoes, and donor outfits. Have our state officials look like NASCAR.

    • Name this monstrosity

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  • Despite all my rage, I'm still just a tank in a cage.