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  • Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

  • My gran grans favorite "get up and go" songs.

    • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
    • Magic Stick
    • Put It In Your Mouth
    • Look Back At Me
    • Deepthroat
    • Pussy Monster
    • Anaconda
  • Gen É̵̛̛̗̼̮̩̹̺̟͌͐̓͊̿̊̽̽̓̇͆͌̈́̒̏̋͌̍̈́͆̈̑́̃͐͒̃̓̒͛̌͐̀͘͝l̵̨̨̢̡̡̖̦̥̦̰̗̩̲̜̟͎̱͚̖̯̳͉̠̭̣̤̝͓̣̞̯͙̬͚̟̜͇̪͇̲͍͉͚̞̝͔̥͇̙̱̰̳̞̹̝̼̝̻̜̹̮͓̝͇̹̟̩͓͚̭̯̫̹̠̞̰̣̝͕̲̣͓̜̻̦̙̜̤̘͇̏͆̏̾̉́͂̈́̒͋̏̔̀̀́̓͆͆̇͑̊͊̃̒̅̔̇̄͗̐̄͛̒̓̓͑̽͂̈́́̈́͐̃̓͌͘̚̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠d̸̢̨̢̢̺̻͈̝̿̏̽̃̋̂̽͒̿́̂̑̂̍̌̀̎̀̂̓͂̐̍͒̊̃̒͌͑̑͑̎̋̅̓̌̂̔͂̌̊̋́̃͌͗͘̕͘̕͝r̸̨̨̥̯̞̻̬̥̪̼̥͇͍͙̹̻̮̰̫̣͇̣̖͕̺̼̟̭̬͉͓̹͖͍͇̼͉̤͙̖̖͕̤͎̝͕͉̥͈͍̝̹̖̄̌͛͗̇̊̐̄͐̉̑̒̑͐͒͐̈̂͗͊̏̓̎̌̈̈́̉̽̋̑͊̋̆̓̏̑̀̒̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅi̴̡̡̢̛̛̫̰̤̰̦̗̥͖̹̹̪̹͎͈̫̱͖̦͖̖͕̞̻̬̖̬̖̻̹̙͚̤̤̣̠̠͙̲̠̲̲̳͔͉̯̙̙̬͚̻͈̗̞̬̗̥̮̞̰͕̥͕͇̳͇̹̥̦̳̪͇͚͓̥̭͊̈̅͒̑̅̽̆̀͆̉͐͋̒̄̄̈́̃̀̏̄͗̔̽̀͐̎̍̂̈̉̌̃̿̀̒̿̀͛͑̓̀̚̕͜͠ͅͅͅͅt̸̨̨̡̡̧̡̢͙̣̯̗͙̲̞̤̣̼̝̘͓̭̳͉̭̮̹̩͖͎̙̯̟̫̳̰̘̟̙̘̦̠̩̥͍̥̣͔͓͍͈͈͙̲̙̩̪̖̜̠̫͓̱̳̠̪͔̝̘̗̲̭̰̭̝͇̼̻̞͔̯̑͌̆͆̄̒̀̆͐̏̊͌̌̆͑̽̿̂̍̉̈́̈́̈́̍͆̆̉̀͗͐̓̈́̉͌̀͆̆̌̾͑̌͋̋̚͜͜͜ͅͅͅc̷̢̨̡̧̨̛̛̪͎̟̱̼͍̙̮̲̣̗̪̣͖̜̜͓̤͇̭̪̘̬̪̮͇͎̙̩̬͚̹̯͈̰͙͚͓̩̣̳͔͔̻͚̹͕̣̖̹̜͍̜̭̗̖͔͉̠̼̝̱͉̰̦̪͖̱̰̥̣̼̠̟̱̥̬̹͉̪͚̎̊̓̆̅͊͗̃̾̌̑̃̈́̈͂̅̈́̓́̓̀̎͑̈́͑̄̀͗̿̍̀͆̔̇̍̽̒̃͒́̾͂̑͋̐̾̓͛͑͌͛̀̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅh̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̡̡̲͓͈͓͇̱͔̠̮͖̻̺̝̝̲͎̙̙̯͔̬̫̺̭͙̺͙͇̥̝͙̭͍̺̣͈̪̠̦̤͎̫̩̳̙̺̫̤̤̹̥͇̜͎͎̩̬̟͗́̒̋̿̓̀́̅̾͋̏̊̅͆͒́͋̀͒͑́͌͂̓̓̌̈́͘̕͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅ

  • This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

    https://www.planaformen.com/

    Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

  • The cleansing all other species start meow!

  • "I swear babe, I didn't cheat on you! I just came into contact with a Brown Widow spider!!"

  • You're gonna want to sit down on this

  • Real

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  • I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I've updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I've still kept the appliances. Still work great.

    I'll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.

  • I turn off my lights when I'm not in a room and don't own a server farm. #doingmypart🌳

  • Don't.

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  • Now I want to.

  • I agree with this. One day I was cursed with seeing a video of a monkey masturbating with a dead frog's mouth.

    Animals are unfiltered horny. Humans are way more complex. It is 100% ok to be gay, just animal comparisons are thin. They are typically not banging for love or adding complex thinking emotions to their actions.

    P.S. Don't look up the monkey thing, I regretted having eyes to watch it.

  • Summary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!

    I guess I'm the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.

    Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It's depressing because I'll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.