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  • To that point people covered things up more "back in the day"

    Group of athletes murder someone at school for being gay? Can't have the local sports team lose the season, let's just sweep that under the rug and say a drifter did it!

    I'd say only thing that changed is it's harder to hide or excuse these situations.

  • NASA Ping

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  • Or we need to move Mars closer to plug it into a 6ft Ethernet.

  • Their number 1 song was "The Plop"

  • They should be thankful they are not in prison like normal people for murder.

    Well "normal people" of a certain social standing and income level.

  • So ginkgo's that do fruit. The fruit smells like dead fish, vomit, or rancid butter. They smell HORRIBLE and apparently that was a very attractive scent to the prehistoric animals and insects that did eat them. Yum yum.

    Luckily most Ginkgo's sold for landscaping these days are unable to produce fruit.

    I have had the displeasure of smelling ginkgo fruit, because fun fact #2, a lot of cities decided years back they were very cheap and urban friendly to plant the OG ginkgo's during city planning, but were unaware of the horror they would reek once they matured. Ginkgo's grow very slowly. So something like 30+ years later, city planners realized their horrible mistakes and had to chop a lot down once they started dropping fruit. Still everyone in these cities would suffer a few years of the city smelling like a sewage dump every late summer.

    I do not claim to be an expert ginkgoligist, but those are some fun tid bits I learned.

  • Honestly I left the shit show because of family and friends over sharing. I really don't want to know when my little cousin failed "no nut November"

    I'd rather ask him in person when he last ejaculated. Typical family greeting before we shake hands.

  • I do agree something needs done about climate change. But as someone who deeply appreciates art and understands how important it is to preserve it, I think protesters have a lot more avenue's to gain attention AND actually target something related to climate change.

    Why not go throw soup on a representative or maybe throw soup on the door of a famous municipal building. Target government, they ultimately make the decisions.

  • THAT'S OK BROTHER! WHEN I CRANK MY HOG IT'S HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! I'M JUST RELIEVED YOU ARE OK!

  • WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! AROOOOOO!

  • Whispered secret #1: "Your mom and dad regret having you."

  • At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

  • I love these transcripts, they always sound like a conversation some rambling old man is having with his hospice nurse.

    Ok Mr. Trump, very good. Now take your medications.

  • nuts

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  • I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from "Life of Brian".

    "No I'm not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!"

  • Did you try looking in your search history?

  • The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

  • Potentially a history book for future generations to enjoy.

  • You are Chinese finger cuffs, they are the fingers.