Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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They're hiding out in Minnisota.

You couldtell me one of them is dead, and I wouldn't bat an eye in believing it.

"just following orders" wasn't a valid excuse at Nuremberg, and it won't be a valid excuse in 2028 in the Washington Trials.

Neither did the S.S.

A paralel that I'm sure they both openly embrace, and which is also completely lost on them.

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Dude....why are you going around fighting coat racks? You bully!

I just want to pet him right behind the ears, and spend all day with him!!!

Part of me is convinced this a joke for one guy, switching between two accounts, just laughing to himself. Like it's some kind of inside joke. And by "inside" I mean "inside his own head".

kicks you in the balls

Yes.

Want to be friends, but then never talk? Like ever?

Myspace servers were wiped clean about 10 years ago. I checked about 3 years ago. My profile, and all my friends profiles were gone.

It's a music service now.

No clue about live journal. I never had one.

Oh yeah. Who can forget that water level classic, " deleted by creator ".

Yeah, you can come over to our timeline. You just have to give one of us living in the other timeline ice cream and a blowjob.

And since I'm the only one you know with the ability to timeline jump....

zzzzziiiiippppp

Chocolate chip cookie dough please! With butterscotch topping!

Oh, that DOES sound annoying! The kind of thing someone should get....punched in the face REPEATEDLY for! So....ya know......

casually walks away

Upvoted, but I'm not sure frogger counts. I haven't heard of the other two.

"Outside? No thank you. I have warmth, and love, and HUMAN, ARE YOU MAKING MY FOOD YET??? Oh yes, and servants. I have everything I could ever want. They even clean my poop."

"keep him, we realised a while ago we shouldn’t have gotten a pet in the first place”

Usually when someone is a bad parent, I call for them to be spayed or neutered. But how can we prevent this dipshit from ever having another pet???

I feel like that person shouldn't be allowed to have ANY pets. You don't just abandon animals in the street.

There needs to be a list. If you abuse or abandon animals, Andre the giant shows up and eats you.

I don't know the logistics of how it would work, especially since Andre the Giant has been dead since 1993, but I'M STILL WORKING ON IT!!!

the body of....government responsible for this mess appologized, and gave Khalil 40 million dollars instead. Straight out of trumps personal wallet.

Right? RIGHT???

No. That doesn't sound like this timeline.

Ooooooh, they murdered him. Ok. That fits this timeline much more realistically.

See, in the other timeline everyone got ice cream and a blowjob.

Coming out of my check I'm sure.

If they did this here, I'd just stop using bluesky. I'm 41. But I have no interest in verifying ages online. We've all seen how poorly companies handle intetnal security.

Just yesterday McDonalds had their entire database of applications compromised because someone tried the password 123456.

Bluesky would be dropped instantly.

Are you sure you're a dancing bear? Are you related to the masturbating bear from Conan O Brian's late night show in the 90s?