Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Hey, remember when Bush was 100% certain that Iraq had "weapons of mass destruction", and then USA swept in, and reported back "Well, we killed Sadam, took over the region, opened a power vacume that allowed the formation of ISIS, and the rise of power of the taliban, and all in the name of finding nukes? Yeah.....they didn't have them. Whoopsie doodles!"

Remember that?

Yeah. Found where they went. This guy has them.

Effectively, the professor argued, Putin is trying to use a constant state of war to reshape the Russian self image into that if a warrior nation.

Hard epic fail. Over 1 million russian casualties. Tank reserves mostly depleated. Huge losses of military vehicles and gear.

If anything, I'd say russia has proved that they aren't even a country. They're a gas station with nukes that may or may not work.

Dear Europe. Please take me in. Do you have any English speaking countries? Your laws seem to be geared towards benefiting people. Not tyrants and corporations.

The Americans DID punish fascism severely. My grandfather stormed the beaches on D-Day. He lost his best friend from grade school. They were barely out of high school.

As for the Americans of today? I don't consider maga to be American. Just like I don't consider confederates to be Americans.

Glad it was already said, and by an actual German no less!

I was going to say "If I know Germans, they're not happy. They'd rather leave fascism in the past and not have it exist anywhere. Also, whatever new government exists in the future, they'd like it to be really efficient, but also have triplicate paperwork. Which is somehow filled out easier than most single sheet forms."

But then you came in, and summed up everything I was going to say.

Basically, when you spank someone the natural instinct is to tense up. By tensing up you make the spank less impactful and hurt less.

By putting the ginger root in her ass, it burns from inside. By tensing up, she makes it burn much more. By staying relaxed it burns less.

So it puts her in a situation where if she tenses, it burns. If she stays relaxed the spanks hurt much more.

It's called "figging".

This prompted me to think "What is my most vile thought?"

And I guess it's sexual fetishes. But even with that, even though I'm doing horribly mean things to/with women, and putting them through absolute punishment, I'm still getting consent first.

That being said, why is it so hard to ask to find a woman who will let me tie them to my bed naked, put a ginger root in their mouth, and tell them if they drop it, I'll carve it into a dildo, shove in their ass, and spank them? Then to make sure that happens, I tickle their feet.

See? Totally vile, and evil, and sadistic......but they have a safeword and give consent first! I'm not a monster.

I remember when I was a kid, and I said Raphiel was the coolest Ninja Turtle. And everybody else said Michelangelo.

I was told I was wrong because otherwise it would mean everyone else was wrong.

I said "Then everyone else is wrong together. Just like when they cancelled PeeWee's Playhouse."

I'm now 41, and still stand by both statements. Everyone can be wrong together.

Shouldn't the yellow just be grey? If the tax was eliminated, and the grey states have no tax, isn't that the same thing today?

Basically yellow is grey, and the blue ones will soon be grey.

Holy shit. I'm just now finding out about this. Otherwise I'd have pet that dog all day when it was still alive.

As a moderator of fuck_ai, I'm against all ai existing. As a human being with a functional brain, I'm against cybertrucks existing.

So I'm torn.

It’s why fighting fascism is like losing weight, you can’t reach a goal and stop giving a fuck, it’s a lifestyle.

Can confirm. 330lbs I said "I'll reach 320."

At 320 I said I'll reach 310.

At 310 I said 300.

At 300 I said 290.

Then 280.

Then 270.

Then 260.

Then 250.

Then 240.

I went back up to 250. Oh no no no no no. Fuck that shit. I'm going to see 240. And when I do, it'll set my sights on 230.

And when I see 230, I will hug someone. Because that will be 100lb.

Which means I'll look to 220.

And then 210.

And 200.

I don't know where my weight loss journey ends. I don't know when I'll feel at a healthy weight.

I just know I hope my journey brings me to a day when I get to punch a nazi.

Because nazi lives DON'T matter!

Aren't you guys glad that we dismantled government regulation of businesses long ago? Now we get cars that are racist! Yaaaaaay!

clears throat

blows up a cybertruck

......I don't understand. How do you not inhale her fur when she places her butthole right on your lips as you fall asleep?

....what? Is my cat the ONLY one who does this???

Ah yes. Baby spice became Teen Spice. Then College Aged Spice. Then Midlife Spice. Then Old Spice. And now she leaves behind her husband, Herb.

Actually all the Spice Girls married different guys all named Herb. That's where the phrase "Spices and Herbs" comes from.

They're hiding out in Minnisota.

You couldtell me one of them is dead, and I wouldn't bat an eye in believing it.

"just following orders" wasn't a valid excuse at Nuremberg, and it won't be a valid excuse in 2028 in the Washington Trials.

Neither did the S.S.

A paralel that I'm sure they both openly embrace, and which is also completely lost on them.

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