Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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"But why human? Why have you done this to me?"

"Hahahaha, look at the cute puppy!!! Hahahaha!!!!"

Why is Subway Jared locked up then? You'd think he'd have fit into their rich pedophile ring.

And just to be clear, I'm not defending or debunking anything. I'm seeking answers for an inconsistancies.

Good things to do: call a bee keeper. Do this.

Bad things to do: throw rocks. Don't do this.

Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.

My sister the trump supporter is calling. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, it went to voicemail. Luckily I keep my voicemail full.

No no no. That's not how campaigning actually works. You need quick sound bytes, and promises that sound good if you don't ever think about them. They don't even have to be true. They just need to make the voter feel good. Just quick promises that can be said in 2-3 seconds, and doesn't require you to think. Once you try to introduce free thought and critical thinking into politics the whole concept of elections falls apart if your whole agenda is to herd the masses.

Which is why if you elect me president, I promise that no more airplanes will be used to hit the twin towers. Also bacon.

I'm happy he's dead. I wish he died as a miscarriage.

Back in 1997 there was a storyline in WWF with a professional wrestler named Bret Hart.

Bret is a Canadian. And the storyline was that he was a bad guy in the USA, because he bad mouthed USAs healthcare, and treatment of veterans.

He was a good guy everywhere in the world EXCEPT the USA.

He said things like "Back home in Canada, we still act like decent people. Where we take care of the sick, and the elderly. We honor our veterans who served our country. Not like here where you dump them in the streets and spit on them as they suffer. I can't wait to get back to Canada. A real country to be proud of. Not this fascade of an image that your country tries to project. All men are created equal, huh? Kind of hard to take that seriously, when the quotes author was a slave holder."

Yeah. Professional wrestling was WILD in the late 90s. But I bet you thought it was just muscle roided beefy boys beating their chests and shaking the ropes, huh?

My point is, we've NEVER taken care of our own people. Even a professional wrestler 30 years ago could see that.

Just going to leave this right here

.........ok, now, you say literally. Do you literally mean literally? As in we're shipping people there with the intention of killing them?

Because that's both shocking, but also believable. There is no floor for this administration.

Soooooo.......I don't WANT to believe the government is using official government resources to kill people. But at the same time, we literally have had two government officials do nazi salutes on tv this year.

A maga death camp would be shocking, but not surprising. As sad as that would be to say.

About 3 hours.

They built it so fast, I'm still not sure what these new buzzwords even mean. I've seen these terms for the past 7 days. Everyone but me seems to know them.

Before 7 days ago? Never heard that term before.

Their life is over unless they have all of their stuff!

I'm ok with these peoples lives ending.

Here's what we do. We all stop buying.

Stop buying what?

Yes.

Stop.

Line goes down until they stop.

My body is made of trees.

I can say that. I can offer no evidence. I can do no work to prove it. I can ignore how half the country knows I'm full of shit, and still have half the country believe my bullshit.

And if the situation changes, I can always move the goalposts.

Either way, I gain nothing by trying harder, and face no consequences either way.

What motivation do I have to even try to be more secret in my corruption?

Hell, why is sleep so hard for most humans?

raises hand

Literally in the top 1% of karma users in 2023. Banned in 2024 for.....

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........posting a comment that my bike was stolen when I was 7.

Reddit claims the ban was done by a human. However I just cannot see a human looking at the post I got banned for, and saying "This guy deserves to get banned".

My best theory, based on the timeline, is that they offered me a presale enter IPO offering before it went public. At the time I was on cancer treatment, and had $0 income, with my two sisters and mom paying for my apartment.

I had no ability to buy an IPO.

3 days after it went public, I still didn't own stock, and was banned. Because I said my bike was stolen 30+ years earlier.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Cheeses? Meats? Sandwiches? AND a wife??? Buddy! Stop bragging! Next you'll tell me you own a home and have no debt!

......orally? Ew.

Fireworks sales are legal in Ohio. Setting them off is illegal.

However buying them and harvesting the gun powder seems pretty easy.

Eh, that depends. I feel like Boeing doesn't put much craftsmanship in. How hard could it possibly be to build a boeing quality aircraft? Some styrofoam and some duct tape, right?