LocoOhNo @ LocoOhNo @lemmus.org

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Who had Mormon mercs declaring war on the United States on their bingo card?

Damn it, the polygamy people are gonna start moving back East aren't they..?

Hey, let him spend his Rubles however he likes. Or is it Renminbi?

Hard to tell these days.

Nikki Haley: Cool with treason.

Florida prefers labs that make the other M word.

"I'm gonna continue to commit crimes, and America is gonna pay for it!"

• Donald J. Trump

They know they'll be dead from old age before it affects them. Plus, the dirty money checks keep clearing, so they have no incentive.

These are Christians doing the book burning (again). Their love language is making people other than themselves "feel icky."

Nearly every atrocity throughout history has had a Christian standing with a smirk watching what they caused with glee.

She forgets that his base see that as a feature, not a bug.

Ironically, they've been warning about "the antichrist" forcing people to get the "mark" or they won't be able to buy or sell anything. Who do we know that wants to put his fucking name on everything?

The Christians warn about a "being" of pure evil that lies about everything and talks about how great he is for 2000 years and when he shows up, they all vote for him.

Now obviously, mythology has no place in the real world, but they certainly believe it. Kinda tells you everything you need to know about them, doesn't it?

My boss is one of those "Ultra MAGA" people. He likes to make audacious, obviously bullshit claims that he heard from dubious sources. Anyway, today's whopper was that "Ukraine is the second most corrupt country in the world."

I asked him which was number one and he couldn't come up with an answer, but a very brief Google search brought up two sources total for the phrase "Ukraine second most corrupt."

The first was NorwayNews and the other was Freedom. Win. I mentioned that one of those sites was known propaganda and full of Nazis. He got all up in his feelings and has been big mad at me all morning.

My point is, Putin is collecting dividends on his purchase of the Republican party by way of the NRA. These useful idiots are destroying the country from within and people like my boss are aiding and abetting.

My sister and her husband make $65k a year each and they're living paycheck to paycheck. If $130k a year doesn't pay for a mortgage, car payments, and raising your kids, what are we even bothering for?

We're overdue for a demonstration, nationwide.

Hey now, police departments nationwide have "jumpy psychopath" as a qualification for the job.

It wouldn't be coming across the border at all if all the Chads and Todds would stop buying it.

And the only way to do that is to fix our shitty system that creates new Chads and Todds every day by keeping them poor and working them to death. Unfortunately, our government still subscribes to the outmoded Puritan idea that struggling is somehow virtuous. And half the country gives 10% of their pay every Saturday/Sunday to the men who continue to propagate that idea.

Shut down the churches by taxing the ever-loving fuck out of them, make laws where religious people are barred from office, and impose term limits on all three branches of government. That is the only way you'll see any change in the next 100 years.

Maybe we can leave something other than a smoldering pile of shit for our descendants.

It's because in this country, toxic masculinity dictates that the only acceptable way to relate to another guy is by talking about sports. Imagine having such a fragile ego that the only way you know how to talk to another man is to take turns reciting what you heard on ESPN. Otherwise you might get called gay, which to them is some kind of insult to their masculinity.

Meanwhile, they're getting an attitude with each other about a game where the guys pat each other on the ass after a good play.

When Amtrak can figure out how to keep trains on the tracks with the literal billions of dollars in free money they get yearly, only then will I ride one.

There's a restaurant in Florida called "The Ormond Garage" and they don't serve fries with the burger. It's another like $6 for fries that aren't even that good. I went there once and they didn't have to go cups for the meal that I called in... The server told me she could get me a regular cup and I could just drink it there while they were putting my $15 burger into a takeout box.

I contemplated walking out with the beer glass they handed me, but I just left.

I hate to be a pedant, but he "pled" guilty.

Saying "pleaded" is like saying that you "shitted" your pants.

I quit Lowe's a few months ago and they mistakenly gave me an exit interview. Not only did I put my grievances in writing, but I was adamant that the "HR" person typed what I was saying verbatim.

There's no point in those interviews unless you say what needs to be said.

I was talking to a friend recently and mentioned that Lil Debbie Fudge Rounds used to be the same diameter as the "Double Decker" ones.

Now they're smaller than the diameter of an air hockey puck. And don't even get me started on how regular Oreo Cookies used to look like the double stuff Oreos. The gall to cut the product in half, add the other half back to it, then charge more and have the balls to call it "double..."

You're not wrong.