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  • Canned black olives are the only olives I really enjoy, but I haven't had a green olive since I was a kid and now I am not sure if the olive was gross or if it was just the pimento I hated.

    But dill pickles (gherkins) are a top tier snack and condiment.

  • Ubisoft is the Shredder of game companies. Evil, but ultimately their plans would fall apart even without the Turtles intervening because they are just awful.

  • Air traffic control still uses floppy disks, windows 95, and a plastic board of paper tag numbers to keep track of shit instead of a computer.

  • Trick question. It is actually stuck halfway along the entire staircase; the stairs go further on behind the mattress. ๐Ÿ˜ค

  • Lungs, heart, liver, kidneys: y'all are cool.

    Brain: Dude, get your fucking shit together.

  • Because it's my first run. First run is always the PARAGON OF MORALITYโ„ข run.

    I'm only an evil dick who doesn't care about the consequences when I am fully prepared to handle the consequences. And also know where the biggest weapons are.

  • This is primarily why I don't bother discussing game balance in live service games. They will never balance the game to have a level field between the items and characters. They will always balance the game to keep you playing and spending money on mtx.

    Most players thinking of quitting a game, generally are losing often. The game will notice this, and then give you a win. It's always been noticeable, but some games, like The Finals, are super egregious with it because it shows everyone's MMR right off the bat and you will be able to tell if you will win or lose a match right as it starts when you see that your team is 5 times higher ranked than the other 2 teams, or vice versa.

  • I originally subscribed to Spotify because its suggested music playlist continuation after playing some songs you already liked was really good at finding stuff similar to what I wanted.

    But it stopped being good at some point and I only keep it because I also haven't been charged anything in 3 years now but still have premium service. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • "Yeah well you're not a real animal!"

    "Uh... Yes I am. Humans are animals, doofus."

  • All this is gonna stop is cloud seeding, since that is literally the only way in which we manipulate the weather.

    Well... On purpose, I mean. If this has the side effect of outlawing all greenhouse emissions because it's altering the weather in form of making shit hotter, that's a win.

    Edit: Also I am reminded of the time some PR lady for HAARP said the array can manipulate the weather because, technically, it could punch a hole in clouds directly above it. Which I thought was just stupid, even as a joke, because they were trying to squash the rumors that it was some kind of hurricane machine.

  • "Forum" is more appropriate, and what we used to call non real-time communication tools online. Real-time is a chat room. Even tho forum would be appropriate for that, too.

    a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

  • Yes, I bought it

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  • I should get a copy of this and then become a very specialized fortune teller... ๐Ÿค”