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Europeans, how far do you walk for groceries?

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  • 3k is just under 2 miles. That's not that far. That's about what I walked here in the US before moving to a larger city where there's a grocery store right across the street.

    • Do you believe that the people should be able to have guns to protect themselves, or should the police have the sole authority to own and posess guns to protect the people?

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  • I think we should get rid of guns entirely and go back to hand-to-hand combat with swords and clubs. Guns make it too easy. I want a challenge.

    • Which method, website, or app do you use for your household monthly budgeting?

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  • I just use an Excel spreadsheet, but I use OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office.

    • Just.....why?

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  • Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™

    I prefer the cheap-fucking manual brush my dentist gives me every visit experience.

    • As a councillor I’ve always advocated for improved road safety – then I got hit by a car

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  • The title makes it seem like they no longer care about road safety after being hit by a car and that is just insane. 🤣

    • Thieving

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  • As a kid I had the genius idea of training magpies to steal stuff and bring it to me thinking it was the perfect crime; can't arrest a bird and the bird is who stole. But then I learned that is actually still illegal. 😔

    • King forgot his crown

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  • "Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don't sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!"

    • The nerve

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  • I mean it's in the name of the station type. There are only 40 songs.

    • What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

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  • This is just Fire. There will be no festivities. Just burning, man.

    • Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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  • Bold faced lies.

    • "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

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  • Nah. I'm pretty sure the hardest line in the trilogy was

    Whoa.

    • "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

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  • Are you walking the path, or just finding it?

    • What would Harvey Birdman cartoon look like to a color blind person?

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  • Which Harvey Birdman? The OG Hannah Barbara 'toon, or the Adult Swim Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law?

    • Someone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people.

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    • Take a deep breath and think about it

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  • The content is just absurd, stupid, or controversial. Genai images fit that, too.

    • Jack Dorsey just Announced Bitchat(A secure, decentralized, peer-to-peer messaging app for iOS and macOS that works over Bluetooth mesh networks) Licensed Under Public Domain.

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  • The best app to Bitch At things.

    • The sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic.

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  • ADHDASDBPDGADMD

    Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

    Autism Spectrum Disorder

    Borderline Personality Disorder

    General Anxiety Disorder

    Major Depression.

    My brain is like a System of a Down song.

    "Disorder, disorder, disoooooooorrrrrrderrrrrr!"

    • Can you guess, chat?

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  • An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.

    • personal best on facebook

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  • Southern accent. ID = idea.

    • Elon Musk’s Grok Gets Extremely Anti-Semitic After Latest Update

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  • It really likes iterating the anti-white racism schtick, too. Elon... We don't hate you because you're white. We hate you because you're an insufferable jackass with zero rizz, talent, or brains and you just keep inserting yourself into things and fucking them up. We'd hate you no matter what color your skin was.