KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m

OBO

Capitalism!

Plus the air is filthy unless the Santa Anna winds are coming through. I'm only there a few days a month but I always get a headache after a day or two. Definitely a cool city though, no doubt. But it's horribly laid out (mountains do that of course) and way too many cars.

I'll drop it off for anyone if needed.

I'm very trustworthy.

Very.

I promise.

*French SpongeBob voice

"2 hours later"

What the fuck even is this? That site explains nothing at all. It's it's a debit card? A collector card? A get out of immigration jail card? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this dude??

I hate my country so much.

I'm doing my part!

I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that's super cute

Holy shit this is immensely helpful for me right now, thank you so much. I actually have a meeting with the CEO this Friday about this while thing. I will be bringing this up. Thank you again, so much.

As someone living in California, I could certainly use some more money... Doesn't help my employer moved me here then reneged on my proposed salary. It's very hard to make it here, but ultimately worth it. For me anyhow.

Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures

I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...

He's a tampon.

Sandy cheeks....

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

I sold my house in Oklahoma over a year ago and moved to California. I still get phone calls or texts almost daily asking if I would like to hear about an offer on my home. Or would I be willing to take a cash offer.

I tell them every time, you guys need to update your records.

Newpipe is all I have. I signed up for a couple creators patreon to support those I really like. Fuck Google. They are here for the investors bottom line not our shit. But people just want their shit and it perpetuates this behavior. My friend said he pays to support the creators he likes. He supports the giant corporation holding these creators ransom. Just send them money directly. Use new pipe or whatever. Quit supporting this shit and let the whole thing die until we realize there has to be a better way.

See, and I almost walked away. Jackpot!

Thanks!

But...but what if this next post is the one to finally validate me? Am I supposed to just let the next person have it when it could've been mine?

Judge Redd

I have a case on my $79 Motorola lol. Even if I ever bought a $1000 phone (I wouldn't) I would still put a case on it. Unless I trying to flex 💪🏼

You must be one of my pest control technicians

Google Reddit broken arms and you'll see. Short version, dude breaks both arms, Mom senses his tension, jerks him off for relief.