KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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I married my best friend. It's the best. Good luck to you.

That's awesome! If it worked for my mom and stepdad it can work for you two. I wish you the best, regardless of how you found each other. All that matters is you did.

PS - Reddit sucks regardless lol

Good luck, friend! Oi!

That's like better than 99% of all bullshit on the Internet. That's such a cool thing. Reddit isn't (wasn't) all bad, but it became the Nickelback of websites. It used to be such a powerful tool for people but now it's... Just... Whatever it is.

My mom and step dad met on AOL in 1997 on a game called slingo lol. My half brother just turned 22 and they're still together. My mom lived in Texas and my stepdad lived in England at the time. There's always a good side to every thing online but it's def not the average user experience

That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol

I've seen diabetic family members so fucked up they ended up in hospital.

Then again that's because they weren't on their drugs...

I got banned for saying a mod was on a power trip. I was permanently banned with no way to appeal. Been here ever since. Haven't been back. My wife showed me a reddit thread the other day about a serious topic and every single comment was a meta joke about nothing. I expected to see serious answers like the old days but it was just comment after comment of people trying to be the next broken arms or coconut fucker. I'm all for funny shit but it was all just cringe and my axe bullshit. That place is just awful.

Phones and computers are only limited by your ability to understand and use them. That said, the majority of people I know give me shit for my android while simultaneously asking me how I did a thing on my phone like change permission settings, or have YouTube with no ads without paying, or how I was able to send automated text messages at certain times. But it's cool because their iPhone "just works"...

Yesterday at a meeting a coworker (a manager) said he didn't have that particular app we were discussing so I sent him a link to download, he got frustrated and said, "it says I don't have a compatible phone dude wtf?" I asked for his phone and he was trying to download an app from the Google play store... I didn't realize he had an iPhone until then. I said that's the android app store, and he was like dude I have an iPhone it should work. He truly did not understand why it wouldn't work.

Long story short, it'll be locked down. Because the majority of people have no idea how the magic box in their pocket works at all, as long as it "just works"

It does seem 4chan is running shit these days

You deserve it

I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control

Eat shit and thrive

I was like dude that's a fat joint not a lizard.

Then I saw the lizard.

Bet he's high af

Goddamn I have no idea if you're making some kind of reference to cult of personality or if I'm just way out of my depth here.

I'm going back to the star trek instances now, where my life makes sense. Enjoy your walking batteries. Enjoy your walking batteries.

Well, that's just fantastic.

As more of a follower of the superior "Star Shows", I gotta ask... is this actually real? It seems totally made up. I've seen all the movies, but I don't recall this thing. If it is, then that's awesome.

Hold my mic im going in. Or something

That's fucking great lol

Damnit I got tickets for my wife and to see him and Stevie Knicks and now she's crying...

Didn't they decide that years before?

As a ketchup hater, that pic kinda made my stomach turn. I hate ketchup so much if I touch it doing dishes and stuff it makes queazy.