KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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Don't think it works like that for elected officials but it should. Fucking garbage human here.

Please don't

Those are "we only tried towork" videos

Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils

You should check out the Liza and Louise songs by NOFX lol

Fucking solid reference

I think they're called elfbars or something?

Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

And they prolly didn't measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

I'm going to allow this

Technically this is the correct answer

No no you don't understand... The PRESIDENT broke a law... This is like yuge. America won't stand for this.

Jkjk this is just Thursday, tune in tomorrow night for night TGIF! If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.

Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?

You can get bidets here!

Don't give a fuck off they do or don't honestly. This shit has got to happen now or it'll never stop. I'll be damned if I let my daughter grow up in tyranny.

I'm in California but I'm near Tahoe about 7 hours from the action. But this thing is getting bigger and I'm fuckin ready to go believe me. I even taught my daughter today how to spot the ice trucks and what to do if she does. I can't do much in my current position but I will absolutely throw down as soon as I get the chance. I take business trips to La every month and my next one is in 2 weeks. I'll be using company funds to do whatever I can while there. Fuck the meetings.

It's all good in my book. Has been for a bit. But I'm just some dude hoping this govt gets what it deserves.

2.6 and I'll throw in my cat* for free

*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left