Eh, it's fine. I trust the suave company. I'm sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won't dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.
The word cooking, to me, means using heat with a stove. Baking is for the oven. Grilling, is outside on a grill. But a sandwich is only ever "made" in my house. "Will you make me a sandwich?", "I'm making a sandwich"
You wouldn't get it anyway. It's not a meme for deaf people, it isn't nearly loud enough. However, as a lactose intolerant member of society I'm deeply conflicted about this meme.
Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn't want but would soon be fighting over.
Oh I get it. He knows because he's a depraved perv he isn't getting raptured so he's gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Also, you think you're not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won't even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
I don't have to Google for you, I'm a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
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Eh, it's fine. I trust the suave company. I'm sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won't dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.