KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I'm going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

Four

Four point

Four point zero five five

Foooootlooooongs

Must be a Brazilian chicken or something

Dictaturanium

But he has no house to put it in...

Wish I knew. Maybe he has no chill? I have no idea.

Maybe they're just trying to clean out the user base that makes it so bad? I mean other than the every single thing about it part.

Viral marketing at it's best. I'm not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

🌎🧑🏼‍🚀🔫🧑🏼‍🚀

Oh no doubt. I only wish she hadn't spent so much time explaining what a fucking idiot he was instead of taking about herself or her plans. He made all those talking points for her by, well, talking... It was a great beat down nonetheless, and I get it was her one time to really make a fool out of him in person, but again, he did that better than anyone ever could.

Great show overall, would watch season 2.

That video is private

It was a presidential debate. It was fairly publicized.

This guy does anxiety

Bigly, if true

Also, this just in, water is wet!

No I haven't. Ever.

Working for Big Wood. Story of my life.