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KingJalopy
KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious.

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  • That's just what "they" want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)

    • Marques Brownlee says ‘I hear you’ after fans criticize his new wallpaper app

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  • No offense but I wouldn't pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

    • Adding some code from the internet

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  • Shit, sign me up.

    • Made chicken and waffles for breakfast the other day.

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  • When I moved to California from the Midwest the first time I ordered chicken tenders they asked what sauce. I asked if they had gravy. I was looked at like a demented lunatic. She refused to believe I actually wanted cream gravy for dipping my chicken. I went with the no sauce option since apparently I'm a lunatic.

    • AskReddit is over run by bots

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  • I'm a picky eater so yeah that works for me

    • Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash?

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  • Nah, it was a joke. I literally run a branch for a pest control company. Also for anyone reading, temprid is a great product for treatment. Also add an IGR to the mix. (Insect growth regulator) So they can't breed which is the real issue in infestations.

    • What music do you use for concentration?

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  • This guy anxieties

    • If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you?

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  • I can see cross going for that

    • If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you?

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  • They're both male so I'm assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is ...un-receding?

    Jk

    • If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you?

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  • Adrien Brody.

    I'm told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he's a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.

    • Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash?

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  • Nice of you to give bedbugs somewhere to live. Good on you.

    • you all think I'm serious...? Touchy bunch. Here, I'll fix it.

    /s

    • Taking the fight to Reddit... FOR MONEY.

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  • I have never lied on the Internet.

    Mostly.

    • My Tool phase

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  • Talking bout that recipe?

    • My Tool phase

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  • Oh shit, you're like famous. I heard you once on a ratm song!

    • A friend of mine shared this receipt from her local library which shows how much money she's saved by using it.

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  • Eleven even. 🫸🏼

    • AskReddit is over run by bots

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  • In all honesty the lack of super specific and active communities on lemmy has actually improved my quality of life. I spend much, much less time scrolling and reading shit.

    • where did you know about lemmy and why did you start using it

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  • Joey was the best. I came here before Joey died, but the day it died for good I only went to Reddit once. I talked mad shit to a particularly horrible mod and got my account permanently banned. Haven't looked back since.

    I sure wish codesforliving would create a joey for lemmy. I'd pay for that again in a heartbeat. One of the best apps I ever had.

    • Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?"

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  • Fair enough. Do you still consider it baking if your bread comes in a bag from the grocery store?

    • "Thomas was alone", a simple game but with lots of charm

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  • Ah, a coming of shape story.

    • TIL in the alphabet song, the note for the G is a G

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  • The alphabet, as explained by music theory.