KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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I've read this so many times but I just don't get it. What do you mean?

I really do have one. My daughter poops softballs sometimes lol.

I've got a poop knife that might help

Porque no los dos?

You guys need to be careful with that shit. You should be cleaning out the lint tray regularly otherwise it can overheat and cause disastrous fires. Not to mention if you keep the lint out it will help dry everything faster. Nothing worse than a motherfucker running around with a wet brain.

You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol

Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren't doing it on 4chan.

Is he looking down on us or waving to us?

For which he thankfully received the death penalty.

False

Sharks live 20-30 years

I've already outlived they bitch asses

JK obv

I call dibs on green©

Based on your username alone there's a good chance he's your daddy. Also I need money. I'll be your daddy if he just buys you off.

It's always been my favorite episode. So many great jokes in it but it's also one of those episodes that boils down to the heart of the story. Pursuit of love will make people do crazy things because it's really the only thing worth going crazy for.

The one where fry has the worms.

He's bluffing! No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself!

Obviously, you've never been in love!

I'm here to put the F back in Art

No u

Tesla go durrrrr

I can pull on it better than anyone. I've had experience. Can pump too.

Also their mother's maiden name and the names of their childhood best friend and 1st pet.

Learn something every day!

What about the making of that bag? Kind of looks like a dog...