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KingJalopy
KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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Fast boi

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  • Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.

    • YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life.

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  • That's why he's "not" the president...

    • What's a time when you felt like you woke up and the universe had just changed?

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  • Yep. I was 18 at the time and I was absolutely dumbfounded. I literally could not believe what I was seeing. Buddy said someone attacked the tower with a bomb or something and we turned on the TV just minutes before the 2nd plane hit. Was fucking unreal.

    • Please stop bullying the billionaire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  • Fair enough but I'm a cheap bastard.

    • Please stop bullying the billionaire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  • If he gave me a million dollars I wouldn't be mean to his face...

    • frenly warnin

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  • That's good looking out.

    • MAGA pol who introduced bill on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ arrested

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  • My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they're all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.

    • MAGA pol who introduced bill on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ arrested

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  • Trump and Vance

    • What's this thing?

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  • No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

    • MAGA pol who introduced bill on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ arrested

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  • They're not talking about how long he was in jail they're saying it was hours after he introduced the bill

    • What peripheral do you think should make a comeback?

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  • Why I loved borderlands so much. Co-op was just better. My brother and I spent countless hours on those types of games

    • Meat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.

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  • The magical fruit?

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Finally

    • finally human lefts

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  • As a minority of the population we leftys have had to fight hard to get here.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • First the never ending story ended and now this??

    • My little dinosaurs

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  • Cute! Name one Mongo for me if you can.

    • World's smallest microcontroller looks like I could easily accidentally inhale it but packs a genuine 32-bit Arm CPU

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  • The powerhouse of the cell??

    • Roll tide!

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  • Gotta keep it in the family

    • Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)

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  • You're not gonna believe this...

    • Ornate barcode feels like it's breaking the fourth wall, somehow

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  • Dude I have no idea I even tried to Google it and this sounds like the ramblings of a madman or madwoman or madperson.