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  • There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I'm convinced most people think it's just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I'm usually telling you there a pig ahead.

  • Might be Damien's?

  • I can't show you but it worked. I promise.

  • That must be it. Sounds like something they'd say...

  • I meant fucked as in our politicians are, despite what we think, thinking generations ahead to the point they've accepted the consequences of our actions and know there's no going back and therefore looking for ways to monetize the future bleakness that is our world.

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  • 20% employee discount!

  • Fuck that's insane. Makes perfect sense but holy shit. I fucking hate this planet and this country even more.

  • Even for free I honestly don't think I could do it. And I live in California where fucking everyone has a Tesla. I'd sell it if I thought I could I guess.

  • Why do we need Greenland? Is it so we can easily attack Russia or something? Isn't Alaska pretty fucking close? Like what is the reason for annexing Greenland?

  • I've never heard that at 3am either or ever

  • Where have I heard this before?

  • Paying the price for that today myself. Ate a big ass bowl of cereal last night while sleep walking. My sleeping self didn't know to take lactaid... 🤢

  • Badger, badger....

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  • Are you challenging me to a bass off?

  • Badger, badger....

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  • A/S/L?

  • To make it more like humanity yes. That's where we might be going wrong with AI. Attempting to make it in our image will end in despair lol.

  • Shit I was drinking red bull in 1996. Pretty sure it had been around for awhile at that point too.

  • We're boned

  • Yeah... Not sure how I missed that...

    It was so obv