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HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee
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  • Regardless of whether this post fits, Cage has been working on those cuticles. Those nails are special.

    • "a gorilla in hulkbuster armor" - Bing

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  • Looks better in it than Ruffalo did.

    • What is the worst song to listen to in the car because of sirens wailing, brakes screeching, horns honking, or any other scary stuff?

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  • Alternate view: they hate the wrong chain, ergo the ad still worked.

    I hate ads. And now hate Maaco & Aamco too.

    • Open your eyes!

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  • SHAVE ‘EM OFF!!!! SHAVE. THEM. OFFFFFF.

    Eyelids are nothing but ocular foreskin standing between you and skinless holiness.

    • Deepfake Video Call Scams Finance Bro Out of $25 Million

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  • “CashKin”

    • The Man, the Myth, the Legend

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  • HOW DID YOU RECOGNIZE HIM WITHOUT THE GIRAFE? I ALWAYS GET CONFUSED WHEN ITS NOT THE ONE WITH THE GIRAFFE.

    • Pride flags make rainbows straight

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  • *in the event of a straight rainbow, doctors recommend finding a bottom or a generous top. In extreme cases, where a straight rainbow lasts for longer than four hours, doctors recommend both. At the same time. *

    • There was still a choice

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  • Moral: Spotted Dick is what you get from spending too much on Rent, Bangers & Mash.

    • Carl Weathers dies at 76

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    • 196 rule

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    • What's the most unrelatable song lyric?

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  • Yeah, we did those shenanigans too. The pledge wasn’t as obnoxious as making a bunch of redneck fourth graders sing Lee Greenwood at the top of their lungs.

    • What's the most unrelatable song lyric?

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  • We had to sing that song in 4th grade, when the US invaded Iraq. Every. Damn. Morning.

    • Double Barrel

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  • hotdoaco?

    hotacog?

    dotaho?

    • hoth blooded

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  • I’m Hoth blooded

    Got a fever of a hundred & three

    I’m Hoth blooded

    My sister’s kinda into meeeeeeee

    • My new landlord sent me an email that containts only ads for other companies.

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  • No one knows! That’s what happens when you click the maintenance request link.

    Some say the kids are building new apartments for the new ownership. Others think the kids go into the lasagna served at the holiday tenant gathering.

    • My new landlord sent me an email that containts only ads for other companies.

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  • I used to take the weekly mailer coupons, the ones printed on newsprint, fold them up, & put them in the no postage necessary envelopes that came with credit card offers & what not. Seal em up & send them along.

    I wish there was a way to do something similar with junk emails…

    • Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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  • If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

    • French farmers

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  • Y’all’s pig shit gets fancy trucks? We just loaded up a spreader, attached it to the tractor, & dumped our pig shit in it.

    Saved the fancy trucks for the fancy poo.

    • French farmers

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  • Not certain here, but the truck appears to be a pump truck that drains residential sewage tanks.

    If that’s the case, then they’re likely hosing everything down with poo.

    • RULES UPDATE: MOLDY POSTING AND AI POSTING

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  • Moldy Mondays & Fermenting Fridays for all!