HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

She’s like Mother Teresa, she’ll come atcha like a tornado of teeth & fingernails.

Airplane was released in 1980, before the PG-13 rating existed. I’m not sure how the film would be rated today, but I’d wager it would not hit PG standards without significant edits.

Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.

lol, Prolly could’ve gotten away with calling the goat stumpy too, but not because he had stump.

His limb was a clean amputation, but he liked to try to eat stumps.

I call this one gigglebutt because when she gets excited she starts chattering so hard her butt can’t stand still.

Neighbor down the street called her three legged goat Tripod.

Ooh! Now do Gouda with Goose from Top Gun and Brenda from 90210.

still wastin' that time I see

I understand perfectly. It means this is not a thing, and you never should have tried to make it one.

Yes, that’s definitely what’s happening. I need attention from anonymous strangers on the internet.

ooh look, another strawman argument. strawman arguments all over the place today!

Oh look, someone trying to stir up a dumb argument on the internet because they need attention.

No, they didn't. The point that were made all stated that everything's protected by free speech. No one here is upset about the Black National Anthem being sung, you're just trying to stir up shit. Ergo, DON'T MAKE IT A THING.

All of those six statements were predicated with “This is such a non-thing that it hurts to even consider how stupid it is.“

Ergo, let’s not make it a thing…

Cheeses? Do they melt like various cheeses? Mmmm cheeses.

Microwave it?

Kinda looks like that picture was taken from inside a jello mold, looking out.

I think I can see a grape.

E: it might be corn, not a grape

Is that not the gentleman named Urple? The humorous fellow with glasses, who likes cheese?

Scorsese homage with a montage of battered justices strewn around the White Castle lot as the piano from Layla ramps up.

“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”

Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.