HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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I only visited this post because of the image & now I’m performing cunnilingus on a bowl of Mac & Cheese.

Please remove the image.

Dude who came up with the blades in the wall thing was also clairvoyant. He was just mostly wrong in his clairvoyance, a few details would prove to be true.

Looks more like a drop of urine floating out into the void.

I’m a lil rusty on my geography. Would that make the Grand Canyon his butthole or is it more like the Fertile Crescent is his buttcrack?

Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

So civilized in fact, there are monetized YouTube channels dedicated to catching & shaming people for not returning their carts.

So it’s kind of like the European system in a way. Instead of getting a coin for returning an abandoned shopping cart, you can get a subscriber count & ad revenue!

This is only a failure if you fail to see the potential for a rocket fist.

Your mom. And she went hard.

Vroom Vroom

Or… new Doritos collab with Panda Express maybe?

It’s analyzing your skid marks trying to generate a faithful recreation of your farts.

It’s the only excuse.

You ARE the color

Some say it goes far back as Dan “Potatoe” Quayle…

He needs his own version of Billy Beer at this point.

HunterWeizen?

Biden Booze?

Does he live on Drury Lane?

Oh I am absolutely teaching that one to my nephew before next holiday season…

That’s “The Graduate Remix”

I just breathed a sigh of relief that John Goodman is not the subject of a Limp Bizkit song…

Always loved Eddie making fun of Mike for thinking the Kiss lyrics were, “I wanna rock n roll all night, and part of every day.”

Thanks for this. Super weird!