HonkyTonkWoman @ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:

If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.

Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.

Let it be law. “

That’s the best thing to come out of Sandler in a while.

Oh come now, it’s Friday! Relax a little. It’s completely fine to install your crotch pastries before dinner on Fridays…

Just don’t ruin Sunday dinners with your dick donuts.

Do you have any of the reusable ziplock bags that come with a hand pump? I’ll bet that little pump would be gentle enough to do the trick.

I know! I’m stuck somewhere between astonishment & being pissed off they didn’t let Goldblum ride one of those things in one of the Jurassic Parks.

Whoa… that damn thing could eat a horse.

“Hatzegopteryx belonged to the pterosaur family, which were previously thought to only eat smaller prey. But researchers have now realized that they could eat other dinosaurs and animals as big as a horse.”

Tweefies

I’ve heard that cooking shrimp with tails still encased in their shells helps preserve flavor, but I’ve never heard of anyone actually eating the shell.

I just pick the end of the shell off the tail before wasting the whole thing.

I’ll continue to respect Navalny for standing up to Putin, but dude was not an egalitarian by any stretch of the imagination.

"He used to attend the Russian march, a very far-right nationalist group generally behind the slogan of 'Russia for ethnic Russians'. Anybody who expects Navalny to be an ideal Western liberal Democrat has been mistaken,"

His ultra-nationalist sentiment was prominent in a video dating back some 17 years filled with xenophobic comments.

"Everything in our way should be carefully but decisively removed through deportation," Navalny said in the video dressed as a dentist, comparing immigrants to dental cavities.”

Just a heads up, if you’re in the US, a lot of post offices have self serve kiosks away from the counter. You can use any envelope/packaging you like, as long as it fits on the scale at the kiosk.

Also, if you do decide to mail cash, fold it up inside another piece of paper. Maybe use two.

Idea being that some envelopes are translucent when held to the light, & cash is easy to spot. Folding it in paper will at least help with opacity.

And on a different note, you can legitimately use any packaging you like to mail something. It doesn’t have to be a blank envelope or packing box. You can literally slap an address & sufficient postage on a potato, & it will still reach its destination.

Before it was purchased by VF Corp, Wrangler/Lee was head-quartered in my hometown Greensboro, NC.

Subsequently, the city is nicknamed “Jeansboro” & we have statues of pants all around the city.

And #3, The Race Intimidator, grew up a little over an hour away, in Kanapolis…

This is just ripe for a coming of age tale about a young redneck whose pappy didn’t believe in his ability to drive in circles or post memes, so he partners up with a friendly local corporation to make his dreams come true.

Kasa bulbs have a fade feature that lets you gradually fade up to x% over a given amount of time.

I really like using that feature to wake me up gradually as my alarm approaches.

I HAVE SHOWN RESPONSIBILITY.

I was a PA on a Hanes underwear commercial & when they called for a Safety Meeting it meant you were supposed to go smoke a joint behind the generator.

That dog was there.

Eh, this is more Backstroke of the West than an aneurysm.

If there are any ideas you want to make sure you protect upfront, write them down & mail them to yourself.

Don’t open it when it comes back & you’ll have postmarked proof the idea was yours on the day you mailed the letter.

That’s what they taught us film school in the early 2000’s anyways.

The mother has already stated she intends to seek a fully independent investigation, with a second round with witnesses as well.

Really really sad & terrifying she is going to have to go out of pocket to not just seek justice for her child, but to simply get a straight answer on the record for cause of death.

Regardless of the COD, the assault should carry hate crime changes at a minimum.