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  • dna gives you parent gives you when they were there? assuming they kept records of who lived there.

  • how dare you use safety features

  • i mean, yeah i have had a nice working brother printer for a few decades, but i got a library card too. My employer can afford 10 cents a page if they want me to print.

  • so like, if we post that same truck picture on said sheriff's personal webpage with the caption "sheriff crusher" we totally wouldn't get pulled in by the fbi or nsa or sheriff or anything. this fucking country.

  • i mean people tend to like confidence, also you get to stop wallowing in ignorance. conventionally attractive or not, either they say yes or no and then you get to move forward from there. going from not knowing to knowing, that is a positive.

  • Your cousin's a classy lady.

  • Yeah, that's pretty good, but my film House of 998 Corpses and 1 Live Orange Cat is sure to be a hit

  • yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

  • none of these there's not enough crying

  • yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves

  • they make these things called condom catheters

  • fuck i'ma need some opium to process this

  • i prefer the nsa funded ones. the cia funded films use too much shaky cam

  • jokes on him i'ma be a plumber when i throw shaky grenades

  • just in time for us to have wars for chilean lithium yum

  • whoever explained their "explainer" doesn't know taxes

  • ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls

  • my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.