LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls

my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

The ideal endpoint of evolution will have regrowing limbs and organs, acid abs poison breath, laser eyes, hard, chitinous exoskeletons, little monkey servants who bring you cheese look what about this isn't crab

that's not true i got a choice

Ronny, you're creating a hostile workplace. I'm reporting you to HR. Don't discuss religion at work.

wait fuck

I travel for curd and the seven creams

my main transportation is a class 2 ebike. my city isn't very bike friendly, but the city i live in is primarily residential roads. i can get around pretty much anywhere, even to the next city, without leaving 25mph speed limits if i want to. so i'm doing 20 and not really getting in anyone's way.

if i was in my car i'd be on different roads doing 55. i'm having a hell of a lot more fun on the bike too.

most US states have a State ID that is a valid alternative to a driver's license if you really need to get the point across

I saw this ICE agent doing ICE things

There's this property I'm looking at right now, it's totally villainous. My cats would love it.

Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants

Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them

dammit math is hard when you're high

no in kilograms

alexa how much do i weigh

hold on i'm doing weed maths

soup, soup for my family

i never claimed to be able to read