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LousyCornMuffins
LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world
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And if so, one or both?

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  • it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

    • On the hunt

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  • because they be cats?

    • Buying fresh strawberries

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  • i just get em at the farm. they don't got a paper thing there.

    still only last a day, but y'know.

    • Nearly 800 infant remains found in septic tank at nun-run Irish unwed mother and baby home

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  • no. if you're going to be that lazy, don't bother.

    • You will cum immediately!

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  • pew pew

    • Thanks bro

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  • this point has come up in the year since

    • Nearly 800 infant remains found in septic tank at nun-run Irish unwed mother and baby home

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  • databases just kind of exist

    • Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

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  • if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i'd be delighted. y'all just be getting in arguments because you're upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

    • Thanks bro

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  • oh totally. my wife is gorgeous, and she spent a bit too much time in our social circles single because everyone (myself included) was too intimidated to ask her out. we were friends for ages, she started giving me a hard time about having her number for like eight years but never asking her on a date, my ego wasn't going to stand for that and here we are.

    • ‘We now have complete and total control’: Trump confirms U.S. is part of conflict with Iran

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  • live near a US Air Force Base. It hasn't mobilized.

    • Nearly 800 infant remains found in septic tank at nun-run Irish unwed mother and baby home

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  • dna gives you parent gives you when they were there? assuming they kept records of who lived there.

    • Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

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  • how dare you use safety features

    • Who the hell can afford a printer

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  • i mean, yeah i have had a nice working brother printer for a few decades, but i got a library card too. My employer can afford 10 cents a page if they want me to print.

    • Central Pa. sheriff criticized over Facebook meme showing blood-covered ‘Protester Edition’ truck

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  • some days you feel like hiding. some days, you feel a little:

    • Central Pa. sheriff criticized over Facebook meme showing blood-covered ‘Protester Edition’ truck

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  • so like, if we post that same truck picture on said sheriff's personal webpage with the caption "sheriff crusher" we totally wouldn't get pulled in by the fbi or nsa or sheriff or anything. this fucking country.

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  • i mean people tend to like confidence, also you get to stop wallowing in ignorance. conventionally attractive or not, either they say yes or no and then you get to move forward from there. going from not knowing to knowing, that is a positive.

    • The one-upper

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  • Your cousin's a classy lady.

    • The one-upper

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  • Yeah, that's pretty good, but my film House of 998 Corpses and 1 Live Orange Cat is sure to be a hit

    • Office Fling

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  • yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

    • Another productive meeting

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  • none of these there's not enough crying