LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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don't move that fast dudes

and by "evacuate" i mean "poop"

this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

Oof ouch my cylinder

What about those foaming candies

I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

Wear sleeves

Local shop roasts good beans, I buy from them.

It took me a minute to translate, but yeah, this happened to my pantry the other

I just started playing sea of stars with my wife, and as soon as Garl One Eye joins my wife and write both did the point at the screen gif and shouted SENSHI

Cross contamination? Nah, extra seasoning

It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

I think that's just if they're Japanese

dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

because they be cats?

i just get em at the farm. they don't got a paper thing there.

still only last a day, but y'know.

no. if you're going to be that lazy, don't bother.

pew pew