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  • I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

  • Local shop roasts good beans, I buy from them.

  • It took me a minute to translate, but yeah, this happened to my pantry the other

  • I just started playing sea of stars with my wife, and as soon as Garl One Eye joins my wife and write both did the point at the screen gif and shouted SENSHI

  • Cross contamination? Nah, extra seasoning

  • It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

  • I think that's just if they're Japanese

  • dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

  • it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

  • because they be cats?

  • i just get em at the farm. they don't got a paper thing there.

    still only last a day, but y'know.

  • this point has come up in the year since

  • if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i'd be delighted. y'all just be getting in arguments because you're upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

  • oh totally. my wife is gorgeous, and she spent a bit too much time in our social circles single because everyone (myself included) was too intimidated to ask her out. we were friends for ages, she started giving me a hard time about having her number for like eight years but never asking her on a date, my ego wasn't going to stand for that and here we are.