LousyCornMuffins @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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i love that the kitty is saying no

amazon's legal department can be wrong about the definition of independent contractor, especially as they have a significant conflict of interest in getting it right. they've been wrong before.

wait, there are microcenters? when did they expand? i only have to drive 3 hours instead of 12 to get to one now and i was just by there last week what am i doing with my life

myspace

i mean if he just wants weird, i'm available for hire. got experience in storytelling and turning food into poop.

also bowstring is a hell of a lot more sturdy than twine. probably took a lot of different iteration to find the right fiber/gut to use for the string, the right wood, just beyond getting the idea

Something that has never occurred since time immemorial - a young woman did not fart on her husband's lap! ʱªʱªʱª(˃̣̣̥˂̣̣̥)

this lures the moose

punching nazis is the same as voting: vote early, vote often (this is technically a crime)

okay, lesson here: you see those two big knuckles? those are your punching knuckles. you punch with those. you punch with the other two you're gonna break your hand. line those up with the big bone, you got a good fist. now at least you can throw a punch without completely breaking yourself.

you can also use them to melvin Death, don't forget that.

ok this is my favorite version

don't move that fast dudes

and by "evacuate" i mean "poop"

this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

Oof ouch my cylinder

What about those foaming candies

I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

Wear sleeves

Local shop roasts good beans, I buy from them.