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GreenPlasticSushiGrass
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  • They're OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

  • So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

  • OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese's peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

  • Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
    After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don't like, we have canceled your series!

  • That's two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

  • Return to Homr.

    Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

  • Bro put the punchline in the title.

  • There's a Slowpoke meme here, but I'm too lazy to make it.

  • Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I'm old.

  • A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I'm wrong.

  • Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  • Let's not forget liquor!

  • I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

    (Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

  • It was a flash game called flOw. You're just a microbe wandering around eating things, and you occasionally evolve, based on what you ate. I can't find an instance that works properly with a flash emulator, but that game would actually lower my heart rate.

  • Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I'd also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I'm guessing they will also be awesome.

  • I watched the whole 34 minutes. Doesn't this whole argument get lost in relativism? At what point am I giving enough? When I give up my health insurance? When I move into group home?