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GreenPlasticSushiGrass
GreenPlasticSushiGrass @ GreenPlasticSushiGrass @kbin.social
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What sandwich do you want your partner to make for you?

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  • If I told her, "bish, make me a sammich!", I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

    • McConnell will step down as the Senate Republican leader in November after a record run in the job

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  • Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn't call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he's stepping down from Moscow Mitch's leadership role.

    • How did people tell time at night before clocks?

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  • A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

    • Found my old non floppies… oh no, a Grue!

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  • It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    • See you at the grodge sale

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  • It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

    • Couples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as children

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  • I'm not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

    • i'm just so happy there's stuff here at all

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  • Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I've been all about the fediverse apart from that.

    • Poll: Nearly 70 percent of voters say Biden is too old to serve again

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    • What is something you do voluntarily to make other people‘s lives easier?

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  • I'm the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

    • Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

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  • Mojo Dojo Casa House.

    • Iran challenges Biden, declares Antarctica its property

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  • A declaration carries no weight in the court of international law unless they said "dibs".

    • soon

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  • Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

    • Tipping culture npcs

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  • Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

    • Sort by New

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  • TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

    • We've still got a few hours.

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  • I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!

    • Medusa and Thing from Fantastic Four would be a good match/couple.

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  • But Daredevil could still "see" her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he's into gorgons.

    • Do you dream in first or third person?

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  • First person, but sometimes there's a soundtrack.

    • TIL about the gameboy accessory that gasses kids to sleep for surgery

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  • Who thinks they can complete more levels that me before losing consciousness?

    • Comrade Goat

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  • I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

    • Abandoned

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  • Added to my wallpaper folder. Thanks!