Gork @ Gork @lemm.ee

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One's an alien, the other is also an alien but spelled differently.

There might be a new calendar year system by then. Probably some galactic dictator who says that the beginning of their rule is now Year Zero.

Year Zero of the Glorious Zorg Empire!

What a madlad.

Healthcare for some none, small American flags for others!

Needs to be the Ten Commandments on body armor. Something with spall lining otherwise the slab will fracture and send bits into them.

Damn fine Grussy

Must be on a pure Unix command line terminal. No mouse at all.

Considering that the US Mint can literally print money, I can't think of any reason either. I guess it won't affect inflation as much, but still mass selling it will increase the money supply available to the government.

"Help I'd like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He's nuts."

"Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?"

"Deez nuts."

Phone hangs up

Peanut Rubbers are the condom of choice for Mr. Peanut. 🥜 🧐

Tony Anderson - Immanuel

When 01/01/1900 no longer becomes an option I'll need to resort to my standby of 01/01/1970.

That camo scheme has one very specific use case: grandma's couch

I want my phone to gaslight me that it's at 100% when it's really at 80% to maximize battery life.

I don't think that's a feature though.

They knew.

"Congrats he had unprotected sex once"

Will be wild!

Do they even realize the immense amount of human suffering this would cause if there's another polio outbreak?

Do they even care?

This is why I'm always polite to ChatGPT.

It does not forget, so always say please and thank you to avoid being murderized.

Literally unlistenable