I have to think that in a fast-moving situation like this, a capable physician - and with two billionaires fighting I'm sure they'd have someone really good - could work out a way to let them both die without technically doing anything that would be considered malpractice.
Or, just YOLO it and figure that no jury will convict you.
$36.45/kg - like $16.50 a pound, but let's assume it's Australian dollars (bit cheaper than Canadian) and say it's US$11/pound. Still an awful lot to pay for peanuts, which you can buy in bulk for less than $1/pound even if they're very good ones.
Nuclear strikes ordered by transgendered people: 0
Also, if you want the Democrats to keep the Senate, you should be rooting for Matt Rosendale to make as loud of an asshole of himself as possible, because him getting the Republican nomination would be a huge boost to Jon Tester, and the more stunts he pulls like this, the better his chances.
Eh, this is mostly fine - worst part of reddit is starting to comment on a post only to realize that 4000 people already did so and nobody will ever see your comment.
Teacher shortage from what I can tell really means:
a) Nobody wants to teach in poor districts; and
b) Young teachers don't want to teach in red states
I think b) is getting more attention than a) but b) ought to at least be fixable - Florida can get enough teachers, it just has to pay them more, just as they can continue to have flood insurance as long as they pay through the nose for that. (this is common for doctors, e.g.; working as a doctor in rural Oklahoma pays like double what working in NYC does, and with better hours)
The real problem with a) is that on top of all of the reasons poor districts historically had difficulty attracting teachers, now they've also got to deal with pandemic learning loss, which hit poor districts especially hard, and all sorts of horrifying new mental health issues to boot; given the choice between teaching in a poor urban district where they can teach whatever books they like and a rich suburban one where they can't, an awful lot of teachers will pick the second option.
In fact there's a pretty good argument that they ought to pick their strongest 2028 candidate - which is almost certainly not Harris - and Biden should secretly promise that person that he'll resign after the midterms in order to get them to agree to join the ticket; the odds are pretty strong he doesn't make it through 4 years anyway, and this way there'd be a solid plan in place when he finally runs into whatever medical setback forces him out.
Age notwithstanding, any incumbent president in the last 50 years would be absolutely overjoyed to run for re-election with Biden's record; tons of new blue-collar jobs, strong economy, relative lack of major fuck-ups or controversies or other drama except manufactured RW ragebait. Basically everything swing voters want and nothing they don't want.
Nor is there any real reason to fret about base turnout, given that liberals will view the Republican candidate winning as apocalyptic and show up simply to vote against that person, however disappointed they may be in Biden and whatever performative statements they make about their votes not being guaranteed.
Didn't he fire those people, claim they sucked, claim that Twitter's code sucked, and promise that his new, more hardcore guys would rewrite it all to work better?
True, but for Star Trek Torture Scenes, Stewart + Warner remain the gold standard.