I feel the problem with pants isn't weight related, since that's honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.
I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets
"Nobody asked for this" is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it
THEREFORE, I'M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING
There, the next time somebody asks "Who asked for this?" send them here and tell them I did