EmoDuck @ EmoDuck @sh.itjust.works

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It did make 23 landings. The last one just included a RUD

If the F35 is an analogy of a horse then you can call me Mr Hands

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I don't think I remember that episode of Archer

I never got why people were so attached to him. Sure, he had reason to literally be the weakest link in the party, being desperate and all, but they also only gave him like two scenes where he comes across as a likeable guy, and one of them wasn't even in the theatrical cut

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

The corpse of Harry Potter that's slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as "Wilson"

Mine can be turned around and have "9mm" and "11mm" printed on them

https://xkcd.com/2907/

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can't just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

Robert Chess is a fraud. The real master mind behind chess was Thomas Chess. His brother just stole his idea and ran with it

Last week I was playing chess at the local park and encountered a mayor bug. I would have reported it but it crawled alway

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

I'm pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it's just not because of the straw

And almond milk isn't actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

"We have it's position, shoot it down!"

"But Sir...

Loona is my waifu too."

Is that a dare?