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Of all movies that you gotta watch more than once to really understand, what is your favorite and why?

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  • Do I need to have seen Iron Sky first to understand the plot?

    • Of all movies that you gotta watch more than once to really understand, what is your favorite and why?

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  • When you first watch Primer you have no idea what's going on. You need to watch it at least three more time for you to still have no idea what's going on

    • 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

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  • A thesaurus is just a dictionary remixed

    • We are beings made of atoms in the universe, who are studying atoms in the universe

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  • The Boltzmann brain theory gives the idea that it's more likely for a brain to spawn, complete with memories, in the middle of space than it is for science to have developed (and continue developing) the way it did.

    But what if that brain's knowledge of the universe is wrong? What if matter, should it even exist, is not made from atoms and that brain just thinks that?

    • Oh no, Murray!

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  • Nobody who says "lol" is actually "laughing out loud"

    • why does she think python is a british satire group? is she stupid?

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  • Google Python opening

    • Oh no, Murray!

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  • We should do something before those unalive fuckers get any ideas of grandeur. I say we go to our local cemetery and kill those dead bastards

    • TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

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  • The older an egg gets the more experienced it gets with swimming. I once had an egg that was so old, it could do 4 laps in an Olympic swimming pool in under a minute

    Unfortunately by that zime it had already gone bad. Started smoking, got into trouble with the law, that sorta stuff. Must be because of that satanic heavy metal music

    • Who had door ring on a tree activated boobytraps on their bingo card?

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  • One time I went to Egypt and there was just a random ass power outlet on a rock in the desert. To this day I have no idea why it was there or if it was connected to anything

    • A blind man walks into a bar.

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  • A blind man walks into a bar

    And a table. And a chair

    • finna get crunk off the bob 2nite

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  • Drink responsibility!

    • Oh no, Murray!

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  • I laughed at this. Not just blowing air out of my nose but actual sounds-coming-from-my-mouth laughed

    • What is the last video game that you were completely hooked on?

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  • The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley

    ... please don't judge me

    • What is the stupidest school rule you've ever had to deal with?

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    • Is the combined knowledge of humanity safer than it has ever been?

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    • car updates

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  • 99.99% of all car crashes are caused by cars where the driver seat isn't a wooden chair.

    Think about that

    • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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  • Username doesn't check out

    • Any good April Fools jokes out there?

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  • Satisfactory's developer Coffee Stain Studio made a Satisfactory Direct video

    It's under two minutes so it has a pretty good joke/time ratio

    • What are the risks of sharing DNA?

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  • Not if my clones win.

    Then I'm the Godking father of the new galactic empire

    • I will go first, a stealth tank

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  • In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

    Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

    Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands