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EmoDuck @ EmoDuck @sh.itjust.works
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  • Brosephs dementia is advancing rapidly 😔

    • Time does not heal all wounds

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  • Your friends don't remember you embarrassing yourself nearly as much as you do.

    Your parents however, they know embarrassing stuff you did before you could even form long term memories. And they are not afraid to share it at family meet ups

    • Time does not heal all wounds

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  • Head trauma or high amounts of alcohol ingestion can result in temporarily being unable to form new long term memories

    So if I remember something embarrassing while being shit faced, does that mean that mean that I will completely forget it?

    • Toddler Lawyer

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  • Why?

    • Considering that Pokemon are stored as computer files, tools like PKHeX probably exist in the Pokemon world too

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  • Pokemon is stored in the pokeballs

    • Plato

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  • Socrates: "Well, I'm just glad she didn't cheat in me with some stranger."

    Dude: "Plato also slept with your underaged twink boy-toy."

    S: "THAT FUCKER!!"

    • The matter can be deemed concluded.

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  • Can't wait for Operation Dessert Fork amd Dessert Spoon

    • The matter can be deemed concluded.

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  • You hit me once, I hit you back

    You gave a kick, I gave a slap

    You smashed a plate over my head

    Then I set fire to our bed

    • We don't really work 9 to 5 but still call our job 9-to-5

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  • I always thought 9 to 5 was the actual standard american working time. I also thought it was weirdly late.

    So at what time do Americans actually work?

    • I've seen this movie

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  • A medical emergency? What is it?

    • TIL that up to 3.7% of pregnancies have misattributed paternity where the child (and possibly the mother) thought the father was someone else

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  • A while ago I saw a post on Lemmy about a baby abduction ring in Georgia. Apparently they abducted and sold thousands of babies throughout the years.

    They told the actual parents that their baby had just died and had already been incinerated

    • Just finished binging the Fallout show, would recommend

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  • Silly, over the top gore is a core part of Fallout. Every game after two has a perk called "Bloody Mess" that increases the chance of enemies just turning into a pile of flesh when killed

    • TIL that up to 3.7% of pregnancies have misattributed paternity where the child (and possibly the mother) thought the father was someone else

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  • Why is it always the paternity that's questioned? Why does no one ever demand a maternity test to see who the real mother is??

    (/s)

    • Why did they move the comments to the right

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  • Come to think about it, it's been ages since I've seen or at least noticed a red arrow thumbnail. Is that just me or are they in decline?

    • It was revealed to me in a dream: What if every infantry had the funni?

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    • Even with unlimited ressources humans would be the only species where millions still would die from hunger and thirst every year

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  • Ants were doing war and slavery loooong before humans even came around

    • Robert Downey Jr. Says He’d “Happily” Return as Iron Man, Regularly Threw Out His Dialogue

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  • "There are only three characters that are never coming back: Bucky Barnes, Jason Todd and Uncle Ben."

    old comic book reader quote

    • Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong?

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  • Makes me think, do we have eyes on the dark side of the moon right now? What's stopping aliens from just squatting there without us knowing?

    • what chatGPT is actually perfect for, instead of browsing the web

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    • Princess Leia
    • Benedict Cumberbatch
    • The Power of the Dog

    • Of all movies that you gotta watch more than once to really understand, what is your favorite and why?

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  • Fascist!