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EmoDuck @ EmoDuck @sh.itjust.works
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  • If your sushi is alive when you eat it I suggest finding a sushi place with better hygiene standards

    • The DM is just a jolly fellow

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  • "The room appears to be empty"

    • Lemmings who have tasted dog food, what brands do you recommend for after the apocalypse?

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  • Starting to think your profile pic isn't your fursona but just an actual picture of yourself

    • Form over function, eh?

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    • Captain Barbossa: "Ye best start believing in Cyberpunk stories, cuz ye'll be living in one."

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  • Every piece of new technology is impossible until it suddenly isn't anymore

    • Bro, size doesn't matter here

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  • The pixels are because this was written in 1776 and printers back then just weren't that good

    • Reddit started blocking VPN users on old.reddit.com

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  • whoa there pardner

    People who write "funny" error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

    • Any tips on printing lego parts?

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  • Rare Lego pieces get expensive fast. Some short googling brought up a windscreen that sells for around $190

    • The age of true space innovation is here

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  • Just spit balling here but is there any reason we couldn't also make the radioactive?

    • To be fair, that's more than two words

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  • There are no people with dyslexia in Germany. The Kaiser implemented these super long words as a eugenics project to eliminate them. It is a very dark part of our history only few people know about 😔

    • To be fair, that's more than two words

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  • If you compare german non-compund words with their english translation the german words tend to do be a bit longer on average. I think the same also goes for the word-count in german sentences

    • English is such a peach.

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  • The existence of "amused" implies the existence of "bimused", "homomused", "panmused" and possibly even more

    • It doesn't matter now if you are sad or blue.

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  • When I first saw this image I thought it was a rubber pony figure that someone had extremely inflated with what I was praying to be non-bodily fluids

    • Why is Facebook still so insanely popular?

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  • Everything except its original purpose of keeping up with the lives of your real life friends.

    Good. That was always my least favorite part of social media

    • First time trying my luck with a Dutch Baby

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  • Obviously not. Everyone knows that the Dutch hatch from eggs, fully grown.

    • The struggle is real

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  • I don't get it. Hot Dog Donut? Sausage bread? Sweet and sav- OH GOD, I GET IT! HOW DO I UNGET IT?

    • First time trying my luck with a Dutch Baby

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  • Apparently it's one of those things where English speakers confused "deutsch" with "dutch".

    The thing is, most germans also have never seen a dutch baby

    • Have you ever been in an argument where you absolutely objectively proved you were correct?

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  • IMO it's even worse when the other party admits to their mistakes and apologizes.

    Takes out all the wind of your sails

    • Frieren Knocks Full Metal Alchemist Out of the Top Spot on Both MAL and ANN

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  • Didn't Interspecies Reviewers also do that?

    • We've all just got to do our part!

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  • If you wanna get technically, according to Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene (1976) which first coined the term "meme", a meme is "a unit of culture—such as “tunes, ideas, catch‐phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or building arches.” 

    So yes, your post would count as a meme, but so would pegging