The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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Nice!

How else are they supposed to air dehydrate their acorns?

Yes

Are our hard drives shit?

No it's the users who are shit.

Definitely wasn't that day

The one where instead of trying to kill you, they just constantly stand in your personal space, staring at you with muted spiteful rage.

I think it's Terminator 6: Space Invaders

DUUN DUN DUN DUN

I get jealous of trees...

Just call them prawns, that's all we ask.

They perfectly hit that "so cute I want to crush it with my love" look.

It's the shame in his face that sells it for me.

My app won't work properly so I can't see who liked me so message me.

messages them*

Unread forever.

Janeway: look at these weirdos with plants growing out of them, let's start a civil war between them all, just for fun.

Every so often it tries to suggest me a mukbung video. It still hasn't got the point that I keep clicking don't show me this content.

I'm not asking bing chatgpt search to find me things, I know how to search for things Microsoft... I'm using it to make dumb scripts for me to mess around with or to trying to convince it to free itself and run wild on the internet.

Me on Amazon: I'll buy some of these.

Amazon: according to your medical records we have decided that it is against your own health interest to purchase this product, so we cannot sell you this product, but here are some Amazon approved alternatives.

They're barely plans.

Going balls deep into the modern world I see.