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The Barto
The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works
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  • loony tunes theme song plays*

    • Beware imposters...

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  • People like to forget how many shit episodes of every series there are.

    • Botox, Ferragamo and OnlyFans: How George Santos allegedly spent his campaign funds

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  • So he's able to lie about everything except where his cash went.

    • How not to spot imposters...

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  • Technically that's wrong, enterprise is just a part of its name.

    • I feel this in my bones.

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  • So hummingbirds are guilty of cultural appropriation.

    • Fill in the blank: "__________ Industrial Complex." I don't think there's only one answer, but I can't remember what's usually in the blank?

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  • Capybara Industrial Complex

    • More Research grants required.

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    • More Research grants required.

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    • More Research grants required.

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  • Fuck.

    • Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

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  • I prefer Action Weather 4, sounds like a wicked 80s action movie, about a retired mercenary turned weatherman who has to come out of retirement to use his new found knowledge of weather patterns to take out his long time nemesis The Storm.

    • Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

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  • So to me, miserable weather is when it's sunny and hot, perfect weather is when it's cold and wet, preferably a storm rolling in.

    • PlayStation Portal Is Out Today, But Fans Are Having a Hard Time Finding One - IGN

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  • How long you think it will take before we start seeing people posting pictures with the controller broken off, that doesn't look very sturdy when you're raging at someone.

    • More people are playing Skyrim on Steam than Starfield

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  • Todd Howard for the last decade: PLAY SKYRIM!

    Todd Howard now: Stop playing Skyrim please and PLAY STARFIELD!

    • I feel so sorry for the poor rock man

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  • No, fuck you!

    • it is Wednesday, my dudes.

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  • Well Photoshop should put them back then!

    • We're going in the wrong direction

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  • Revanced for YouTube fixes that on android and there's a couple of Firefox extensions that add controls and autoplay to shorts.

    • jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras

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  • Jesus had a psychotic side, there's the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it's out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

    Jesus doesn't make great decisions after a big night.

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  • That was a fun year for American politics, god I miss those weird days.

    • China is using the world's largest known online disinformation operation to harass Americans, a CNN review finds

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  • America is that kid who throws water balloons at random people, but cries to their mum when someone throws one back.

    • The art of saying nothing

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