The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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I had to jump back to a standard phone after both my flip4 hinges died on me, it was hard but I'm pretty much used to it, haven't tried to fold it in half in a week, so that's good.

I always thought it looked tasty af, like the nicest glass of water you've ever drunk.

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

Just trying to be helpful. They could use roosters head as their profile, there's plenty of things.

It's a better version of the Armageddon movie song.

Hahahaha cool, Linux with ads and tracking and all the spyware you could ever want.

You don't have to put your face.... You could put a giant butthole as your profile pic if that's what you want.

He just went down to the bottleo, you know how slow those bastards are?

It's taken a while but looks like we'll be able to call a sexual abuser a sexual abuser regardless of gender!

I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.

Hope they evacuated the top part, because that's gone.

Yeah well, how else was he supposed to learn about emotions? Give a droid a break!....

Sir, what if it's Captain Sisko? Do I still phase first? I don't really want to have to answer his questions afterwards, I've heard what happens.

Waiting for the first Christian couple to be denied the photographers services, to lose their shit about it! It happened when that bakerdid it and it will happen here.

To be fair, I don't recall most of my time on hard drugs as well.

That's how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

It started as Chi, then cheese, then I worked out she loved cheeseburgers, plus it gave me the option of calling her burger when I was around other dogs with the ee sound in their name.

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)