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An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."

Maybe I will

He's still in this stage

I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom, thought this was normal?

I think their point of view was as if we were judged by an intelligent alien species, where we would have to admit yeah it does look fucked

Who is this Abe? It sounds like an honest name

All of our NES games were bargain-bin. Section Z was the only one we had with a decent soundtrack, which made up for how often I died

Next thing you know he'll be banning mooslums

Disconnect your router's connection to your Internet service provider, and then ping another device in your house. You are now on the dark web

I'm wondering if a crazy straw was tested...for safety

About halfway through I got a headache and had to lay down

"Please do the needful"

Anecdotally, I had good experiences with my Xperia Z3 and Z5 compact phones. They were the only small form-factor phones with waterproofing I could find at the time, the cameras had high frame rates for slow motion, and weren't painfully difficult to root and get rid of some UI annoyances.