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Look at Bezos over here, eating more than once a day

Let me translate for them:

I got mine, and I'm mad everyone isn't clapping for me

My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"

Mormons are different as they don't drink alcohol. They will instead straight up ask couples whether they're trying to have a baby like it's the only possible topic

In OP's case it sounds like the VPN service is the whole reason they're using it. Not that I would recommend it, as their corporate IT likely has a policy against exactly this sort of thing

Baby wolves also lick their mother's face to signal them to regurgitate food

You are forgetting how much Trump has to pay Tim Apple. SAD!

Very unfair, but he is looking at it strongly

It's spelled Vagina Convention

Don't want to sound like a corporate shill, but this sounds necessary for handsfree functions. To read an incoming text read aloud, there would have to be a copy stored. If one was paranoid, they could just avoid pairing their phone.

Since October 7, some 8,000 foreign agricultural workers have fled Israel out of 30,000 foreign workers in the farming sector

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some 20,000 Palestinian agricultural workers have been banned from entering the country

I'm no mathematician, but their ethnic cleansing project may be getting too big for its britches. Ask the right-wing Zionists who they expect to pick their crops after they banish all the scary people; then ask a Trump supporter the same about migrants, you'll get the same vacant stare as they attempt to grok that actions have consequences.

After buying kayaks with their COVID checks, their outdoor gear addiction has spiraled out of control

This is not to say economic desperation alone is the cause of gun violence, but easy access to guns, the complete disdain for funding healthcare mental or otherwise, the lack of vacation for most workers, these are all things which don't make well people.

You must choose Discard, please kindly do the needful

Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it

My first thought when I read post was of playing with the hinged mirrors of a medicine cabinet and forgetting which reflection is real

My favorite podcast to keep me sane for a while has been The Professional Left Podcast, where they contextualize how politicians and the media brought us to this lowly place. They always joke that it's 'no fair remembering stuff,' such as McConnell promising to make Obama a one-term president and then stealing a supreme court seat while drowned out by cries of, "why won't Obama LEAD?!"

The most incredible part of this foolishness was the punditry about Democrats not working with Republicans to find a speaker. Any support from Democrats for a nominee would make Trump's rabid dogs try to cancel them, so how were Democrats supposed to help exactly?

This is not the first time “mammoni,” 🤌 an Italian term used to describe adult men who are too dependent on their mothers, has cropped up in the legal system.